Comments | stupid_free: First stupid, be gentle with me...

tenshinofushigi in stupid_free

First stupid, be gentle with me...

Jun 12, 2007 10:36

You're a bad customer because your boobs are HUGE!

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bombardiette June 12 2007, 14:56:33 UTC

Dear God. Why in the world would you work in a lingerie store if you can't handle boobies?

Talk about a Paris Hilton wannabe...

pancakes_house June 12 2007, 15:03:22 UTC

I wear a 64 AAA. What about me?

theweed June 12 2007, 15:06:34 UTC

My mother insists it's not the letter but the number that makes you huge... so you must be gigantic!!!

theweed June 12 2007, 15:07:06 UTC

In breast sizes... >.<

She's a 40D and keeps insisting her breasts are larger than mine.

pancakes_house June 12 2007, 15:46:51 UTC

A 64 AAA would be a really wide person with tiny boobs. For the record, I'm not that size. ;)

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sassette726 June 12 2007, 15:04:46 UTC

GOD, I totally feel the OP's pain. I used to work at a Gloria Jean's, and these people would come in all the time and like, want COFFEE. And I don't drink coffee so I think it was totally fucked up of them to just expect me to like, make it for them. Srsly.

serenecalamity June 12 2007, 15:09:40 UTC

OH MY GOD, people come to Gloria Jean's for COFFEE? WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?

sassette726 June 12 2007, 15:11:15 UTC

Inorite?! Can you believe the fucking nerve?

aerynmoo June 12 2007, 15:07:48 UTC

I know that when I walk into a bra store, I immediately flop my boobies in their faces. Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

jenniferm June 12 2007, 15:12:55 UTC

Of course. VS is just a big boobie-fitting assembly line. You should always whip your breasts out and shove them in the face of the nearest employee to indicate that you are ready to get on the fitting conveyor belt.

Just you don't have a baby attached to one of your breasts. Not only does that make it harder to measure, it will horribly offend everyone around you.

cryice June 13 2007, 16:15:23 UTC

That just made me laugh.

serenecalamity June 12 2007, 15:08:52 UTC

o_o Trust me, it's a lot worse for the woman who has to spend hundreds -- I shit you not -- on bras and underwear. I'm a DD/E and I'm NEVER able to find bras in my size on my own -- they're abandoned to the far corners of the store.

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serenecalamity June 12 2007, 15:14:59 UTC

Yeah, that too. The larger bras look more like... boob armour or something. It's silly.

jo_fitz June 12 2007, 21:48:45 UTC

At 50 bucks for a bra, it adds up really fast. Then if I order online there's shipping and handling and shit. Not to mention ugly and they aren't the most comfortable things in the world. They've rubbed me raw (Or nearly) a good number of times