What d'you MEAN the roads aren't safe?

[thecrimsondrago]

You know, I'm not normally a huge "omgz follow teh laws or die" person, but they are there for a reason. Traffic laws included.

Originally when I saw this thread in wtf_inc I thought it wouldn't go anywhere. Maybe a few people saying, "OH I saw some people talking on a cell phone

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[kittydoom]

I've given handjobs while driving.

[kittydoom]

If I had a rockstar boyfriend or a stretch limo, I don't think I'd be hanging around on the internet all day.

[violethamster]

With the fleshlight?

Actually, probably not too hazardous as long as you're not driving a stick shift.