Level 008

[stupei_iori]

Man, I'm glad that's over.

We totally kicked ass though guys - Pfft, assassins don't stand a chance against Junpei the Awesomely Strong.  That's right - battle scars are an automatic level up.  I took a bullet over this... Man, I am totally badass like Fifty Cent.

Battle wounds are cool and all... but... uh... Dammit, this hurts... Ow!

Senpai said he

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[prodigal_axe]

Didn't I tell you what kinda fighter you were?

So listen next time. Anyway, tonight.. it's not the right night for me, so you guys enjoy the party.

Or else I'll put something together tomorrow night.

[stupei_iori]

No way, man - You gotta have all the heroes to have a victory party! Kinda wish I could get a photo of it... y'know, 'cause we were that freakin' awesome, beating all those assassins...

After Senpai poured that vodka in the bullethole, I think I might have to pass on drinkin' it so soon anyway...

[prodigal_axe]

I'm no h-- look, no point in that kind of talk.

Yeah, yeah. So. Did you help him steal my good shit?

[stupei_iori]

I... uh... wait, no... I...

I dunno where he got it! Dude, if I knew that it was gonna feel like that,I woulda told him to give it back!

{Voice, Japanese}

[purgatory_maren]

The party starts when you're in shape to party..

[ Voice, Japanese ]

[stupei_iori]

Dude, I'll be fine...

I mean, c'mon, now I've got a war wound too! It'd be pretty lame to face off against three assassins without takin' at least one hit, right?

I'm not countin' all the knicks and cuts and stuff from that guy's blades... But dammit, they sting too...

[ Voice, Japanese ]

[purgatory_maren]

Come on.. Little cuts can't be that bad right? Aren't you badass like.. That guy?

You lost enough blood to have to take a break- don't think I'll be doing much partying myself. Uh, might have one drink..

[ Voice, Japanese ]

[stupei_iori]

Nah, I'm tough! I can take it! Mostly...

You guys are such a drag... I mean, c'mon... I think we earned some free food! I'm starvin' after all that!

[mean_left_hook]

Fifty Cent?

Didn't he got shot like- fifteen times?

[stupei_iori]

Well, y'know...

Something like that... I'm pretty gangstah though, right? Takin' a hit like that!

[whatthefactor]

... Since when is 50 Cent a badass? Zetta obviously the idiots that shot him had ZERO aim.

[stupei_iori]

Big deal... The idea's there.

I took a bullet for the team, so that's gotta count for something!

[whatthefactor]

Maybe.

[stupei_iori]

M-Maybe?! Aw, c'mon dude... cut me some slack, wouldja?!

[worldrestorer]

So no one else is going to die now? Aside from the people already kind of dead, anyway...

[stupei_iori]

Nah, it should be all good. We kicked some ass, took some names, and now that crazy bitch is down one life and one arm!

Well, she'll be back tomorrow... but hey, maybe she'll have taken her lesson from Junpei the Wise and Akihiko-senpai!

[worldrestorer]

... I really wonder if this is the end of it.

[stupei_iori]

... I hope so.