Comments | stunt_muppet: There was a minor flaw in this plan.

stunt_muppet

There was a minor flaw in this plan.

Jul 27, 2007 15:51

When I was preparing myself to read Dealthy Hallows (not actually reading it, mind you, just preparing), I would sit in front of the book and recite this little mantra to myself, in order to prepare for the bloodbath I was sure was to follow:

"Absolutely everyone in this book is going to die. Everyone. And they'll probably die horrible, suffering, ( Read more... )

harry potter

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pixxistixx4me July 27 2007, 20:17:12 UTC

There is hope: The puppies are OK. No puppies were harmed in the making of HP:DH.

I like teh puppies. Almost as much as I like the Walrus Bukket Saga (which I'm following religiously now).

stunt_muppet July 30 2007, 02:12:45 UTC

Ah, so I saw. Although there were a couple of bits where I was expecting a few big fluffy puppies to show up just so Voldemort could step on them. Or Crucio them. It was a grim little book, it was.

Isn't it fantastic? There's a different (in my opinion better) version up on ICHC, though. Especially since it has "Mah associates has informed me that you is in posseshun of MAH BUKKIT!" in it. Oh, bukkit walrus.

rainbowstevie July 27 2007, 20:26:50 UTC

Man, I wish I'd thought of that mantra before I started reading. But no, I decided to cross my fingers and hope for the best.

For future reference: screw you, optimism!

stunt_muppet July 30 2007, 02:13:58 UTC

Pfah. Optimism is obviously useless against someone who kills of her characters for fun.

*grumble*

1x2foralways July 28 2007, 00:42:52 UTC

*waves* Long time no see! *glomp* I've missed being around and commenting to your posts!

You've missed me, come on, admit it!I kid. You probably haven't missed me. I know my comments can be random, long, and boring. But you put up with them, which is one of the reasons why I find you so awesome. (: Only one of the reasons, though! There are many reasons why I find you awesome ( ... )

stunt_muppet July 30 2007, 15:51:42 UTC

Of course I've missed you! *hugs* And glad to see you're back!

I like long comments, though. They're like conversations.

Hedwig's death caught me completely off-guard - I didn't even think she'd be eligible for the death pool. So imagine my surprise.

Unfortunatly, I already had a few parts spoiled for me by the time I reached the end. I still enjoyed it, though.

1x2foralways July 31 2007, 00:08:27 UTC

*hugs back*

Yay, now I don't feel so bad! :D

I really don't know what JKR was thinking when she killed off Hedwig...it's a good thing Draco didn't find out, or his cover would have been blown! XD

Aw, man, eek! :( But I'm glad you still enjoyed it!!! :D

stunt_muppet July 31 2007, 17:34:34 UTC

Yes, Draco would have been forced to leave the Death Eaters on the grounds of needless animal suffering. It would have been awkward. XD

hatone July 28 2007, 01:46:32 UTC

"Luna? Devoured by crumple-horned snorkacks.

Best thing I've heard all day. :-D

I've been trying to rush through it and I'm on Chapter 23. Don't worry though, I won't reveal any spoilers. :-P

stunt_muppet July 30 2007, 02:28:49 UTC

I didn't think I was going to rush through it, but I ended up doing just that. I just finished, actually. :)

gorengal July 28 2007, 05:05:54 UTC

Why, oh why must I cry over fictional characters? Argh. I should've had a mantra.

stunt_muppet July 30 2007, 02:32:17 UTC

The mantra didn't help. *wibble*