( Yes I know I've not posted in ages and this'll really annoy everyone but I've just finished an essay and need some mindless drivel to occupy myself with don't judge me... )

Well, holy mother of mong. I can't actually believe I have to go back to Durham on Friday. After spending 6 months back here doing not much at all and generally farting away my year abroad, it seems weird going back into a situation where I'm going to actually have to work. Bloody hard too, seeing as it's my final year ( Read more... )

Ok so I'm a rubbish updater ( Read more... )

"That was the problem with Adam. He just wanted an easy life, sitting in a deckchair in the Garden of Eden with a gin and tonic or a Pimm's or some bloody thing ( Read more... )

Why do I even bother anymore?

I'm exhausted.

Despite feeling a bit rough, having had about 3 hours sleep and feeling a bit sick, I just successfully made Sunday dinner of cod wrapped in pancetta with new potatoes and mange-tout and raspberry-brandy-infused apricots!

How brilliant am I?

That's the first post I've made in about a million years and it's about fish.

You're a big arse, headache. A big fat hairy arse.

Just watched the last ever episode of This Life on DVD and quite frankly was appalled. It was just getting interesting and then it ended. Warren was just getting fit and then it ENDED! Nothing was resolved, all the loose ends were just left dangling there ( Read more... )

Lovely weekend in Paris followed by a fairly traumatic train journey experience which everyone concerned has already talked about - involving striking French train workers, missing our flights, fainting, fist fights, lots of paper flapping, disgruntled men busting windows out of their frames, tears and frantic people thinking they were going to die ( Read more... )

( Stolen from Tim )