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[strong_bones]

New Year.

Promises to be just as fun as last year already.

If anyone needs me, I'll be the pile of paper in the corner cubicle that's occasionally swearing.

And for something irrelevant because all of my entries in this thing have been short,

I must say, whoever invented coffee and fags, they are my hero.

Comments

[nott_a_badguy]

Amen.

[remarkableauror]

You know those filing cabinets in the back? That's where I stuck all my paperwork to be rid of it.

[strong_bones]

I was organizing my paperwork so I could be rid of it.

Now I'm just trying to avoid being paper cut to death.

[remarkableauror]

Whatever you do, don't shake the desk.

[strong_bones]

I accidentilly kicked the leg of the desk. If you were in the office, you may have heard the resulting crash of all the papers, and my chair -with me in it- falling to the floor.

[dissentingvoice]

I hate to brag, but I'm sure my pile's larger than yours, and it probably swears more, as well.

[strong_bones]

Wanna bet?

[dissentingvoice]

The odds are against you. I didn't even get a corner cubicle.

[strong_bones]

Maybe. Although I've been handling my own and my partner's paperwork since Christmas.