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[stripping]

[At first, there's no picture. All that can be seen is a blank screen. However, Issei starts to speak.]Do you know the festival Ryuujin Matsuri? The dragon god of Fuyuki's river Miongawa rampaged many, many years ago. A traveling monk prayed for three days and three nights. At the end of that, the dragon was converted to Buddhism. The monk

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[touchofgenius]

Well. Damn.

<3

[touchofgenius]

Just don't try anything while I'm conscious...

[stripping]

I'm not afraid of you, Birkin. I have nothing to fear when I'm acting in your defense.

[touchofgenius]

Yeah. Sure.

[stripping]

...don't look so sad. I promise I won't let you get hurt.

[touchofgenius]

I'm not worried about me getting hurt.

[stripping]

You're worried for my sake...?

[touchofgenius]

Of course I am.

YOU SAW NOTHING

[stripping]

Birkin... That's really sweet of you. I'm honored to be worthy of your concern.

EXCEPT I DID

[touchofgenius]

Yeah, yeah, don't let it go to your head or anything...

CURSES

[stripping]

I know how it feels to be concerned for a loved one's safety. So I'll do my utmost to never give you cause to worry.

MWAHAHAHA

[touchofgenius]

Thanks. But hey, you need my help, I'll be there in a flash.

o9

[stripping]

You didn't protest 'loved one'. Progress! I'll rely upon you, then.

[touchofgenius]

Well, every time I do, you tell me to shut up and sit down. What is this warm fuzzy feeling I have?

[stripping]

If you know what's good for you. Deep, abiding affection. We call it 'platonic love'.

[touchofgenius]

And now, I know. And knowing is half the battle!