[Video post - memory lane virus.]

[stripping]

Comments

[president_omg]

[stripping]

Nothing happened! He just... took all of my clothes off for a stupid reason!

[president_omg]

W-why?

[stripping]

He wanted to know if I was a Master in his stupid, idiotic Holy Grail War, so he was searching for a mark on my body that would have meant that.

[morethanabot]

...What.

[stripping]

Shirou is an idiot.

[morethanabot]

I figured as much, are you okay?

[stripping]

I'm fine. Upset, but fine.

[gonnabe1st]

Do I want to ask?

[stripping]

You're a man of my generation. This is weird, right? Shirou still insists that there isn't anything weird about asking another man to strip, and it's my word against his right now, and I hate questioning myself!

[gonnabe1st]

I don't know what his reasons were, but this is definitely not normal. Isn't he aware it looks like he's trying to rape you?

[stripping]

Not in the slightest. I've tried convincing him that that's what it appeared to be, but he just doesn't get it.

As for reasons, apparently he was trying to figure out if I was a Master in the idiotic Holy Grail War going on. I would have had a mark on my body, if that were the case.

[stfu_yukatan]

Whoa! Dude, what the hell was that?!

[stripping]

That would be my best friend, who to this day has no understanding of the connotations of his actions.

[stfu_yukatan]

Man, I'll say. That really didn't look good from an outside perspective.

... So, uh, if he wasn't doing what I thought he was doing, then what was he doing?

[stripping]

Looking for magical seals on my body and being 'secretive' about it.

[clockmaster]

Flirting.

He was doing it wrong.

[stripping]

He's heterosexual. So much so that the concept of anything strange with his actions is foreign to him.

[clockmaster]

That's not a excuse, he's still doing it wrong.

[stripping]

I know. He is terrible in social situations.