[And forward-dated to tomorrow morning, post-virus, all responses video.]

[stripping]

[The video clicks on to show a rabbit apparently sitting at Issei's desk, ears drooped. Most rabbits aren't that shade of blue, however, and certainly none in Issei's world are. It lets out a soft little whimper.]

I can't even apologize to Haruto like this...

[Oh, hey, subtitles. That's helpful, especially considering that rabbits don't say

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[heavenly_home]

Issei-kun?

[stripping]

[Issei lifts up his neck a little.]

Yes, it's me.

[heavenly_home]

You are...[can't type because of gigglefit; rebooting...] All right, aren't you?

[stripping]

More or less. Thank you for asking.

[Video forever~]

[truthinfortune]

Let me guess... Akako-san got jealous of you, too?

[stripping]

[There's a small nod, and another small whimper.]

And the virus wore off. Which is good, I suppose...

[truthinfortune]

Virus...? Oh, yes! It made you... think that you were in a previous relationship with Hakuba, correct?

[Worried Naoto is worried.]

Um... is this the kind of spell where you need someone to kiss you?

[stripping]

And Koizumi, but that's really not the point. It would be awkward if it were just that, but I think my actual significant other was hurt by this.

[Headshake, and something closer to a growl this time.]

It should wear off later, I think. Kissing would likely make the overall problem worse.

[truthinfortune]

Don't be mean. He's under enough stress as it is, I'm sure.

[stripping]

I was virused. I wasn't going to believe you anyway.

[Issei's ears still sag a little more. Bawww.]

[jagan_glare]

......what.

[stripping]

[He glares at you. Being a rabbit who can only really communicate in whimpers, it's not very effective.]

Did you notice that we had a virus?

[jagan_glare]

Not one that makes people turn into cute widdle bunny rabbits.

[stripping]

[This comes out as more of a hiss than a whimper.]

But one that made people think they were involved with people they weren't involved with. Hakuba's girlfriend is annoyed at me, hence this state of affairs, Haruto's upset with me and him, and Hakuba's blaming himself. So it's not funny, and stop giving me that look.

[cleaver_bitch]

You look so cute!!!

[stripping]

[His ears lift up a little.]

...What?

[cleaver_bitch]

You! You're so cute! A cute little blue bunny! I want to take you home~

[stripping]

...but I am home.

[Your logic is not Isseilogic, or bunnylogic. It clearly does not compute.]