Happy birthday, veronamay! HAVE SOME FIC!

[strippedpink]

So, tomorrow the absolutely fantabulous stupendous veronamay is having a birthday! But since I think it might already be the day where SHE is...she's getting this now! (Also, because I'm unsure yet whether I'll be around tomorrow, y'know?) Yaye! *throws glitter and confetti and burninates thatch-roofed cottages

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[reikah]

.... ♥

i really, really want your porn muse.

[strippedpink]

♥ you. even when you say you like other people more than me. *g*

[reikah]

Aww, baby, you know I don't mean it. See? I made an icon JUST TO PROCLAIM MY STATUS AS YOUR PET.

[leighm]

Perfect balance of crack and hot smex. I died laughing when they were arguing over who was prettier. Honestly, I am all about Jared but I would have a hard time deciding who was hotter between Tom and Jensen also. Cuz *guh* they are both so beautiful.

This killed me-it does every time there is a reference to Jared's *cough* size *cough*

I'm alot bigger than those candy canes you've been passing out all day.
No fucking shit. lol.

This was damn hot.

[strippedpink]

Hee! I actually had a fight with the hubby awhile back over that, while we were catching up with S4 of SV. I actually said Tommy was prettier, because I think sometimes Jensen manages to look manly, whereas Tom just ALWAYS looks two seconds away from fishnet stockings and a leather purse. *g* I love them both so much.

Thanks so much for reading, baby! Glad you liked it! :D

[veronamay]

LINDSAY. You motherfucking GODDESS. *flatlines*

This is where I started laughing:

Well, Jensen’s feet have bells on them. And the goddamn tights are making
his ass itch.

HERMEY. God, you killed me. And sulky!Jensen and Santa!Jared and the bet and Tom being cool despite the fact that he's an ELF and Mikey being, well, Mikey, and Jared is such an evil bastard and I love him.

And then the PORN, oh my GOD. Chocolate boy butter is the most creative use of a prompt I have ever seen. And this whole exchange:

Jared groans low, seeming to read Jensen’s mind as he bends closer to slur, “Fuckin’ hungry for my dick, aren’t you? Never seen someone so fucking starving for it

[strippedpink]

*twirls* YAY, YOU LIKED IT!! *g* I'm so glad! And the chocolate boy butter is actually for REALS - I had help with that from my gay ex-roomie. It comes in a tub like Country Crock butter and says "churn style" on the label. BWAH!

ANYWAY! YAYE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOME MORE BABYCAKES! *g*

[veronamay]

I am never going to look at butter the same way again. (But that's okay, because my view of Crisco has been spoiled for years.)

I want it to stay my birthday ALL WEEK. *spins around gleefully*

[exsequar]

Ahahahaha. JENSEN'S NOT SUCH A TIGHTASS, IS HE MIKEY?! Omg. *dies with the love* Jenny could NEVER resist Jared. Heeee! Omg. CHOCOLATE BOY BUTTER!! You so totally win, Lindsay baby *kisses you all over*

[strippedpink]

CHOCOLATE BOY BUTTER FOR THE WIN! \0/

And yes, Jensen would have a VERRA VERRA HARD TIME resisting his Paddywhack. *g*

Love you baby! Thanks for reeeeading! *kisses*

[lostt1]

Ok, so now I can't stop giggling. Your muse is in fine form. And why does it insist on chasing my muse around?

[strippedpink]

HEE! Oh Mel, you KNOW that now you wanna make Santa!Jared and Elf!Jensen icons. YOU KNOW YOU DO. *laughs and clings*

LOVE YOU BABY! MWAAAH!