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> Dave: Practice... bullriding... ?

Oct 09, 2011 12:12

[ The feed clicks on amidst a rustle of red-orange feathers. After a moment, a Torchic hops backward from the screen and chirps loudly before moving aside to reveal a grassy clearing ( Read more... )

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[video] usedroar October 9 2011, 17:24:57 UTC

[ Kind of worried when there's no movement from the kid--and oh thank goodness. ]

...keep that up, and you're going to get burned.

[ Or break your neck, whichever comes first. ]

[video] striderismo October 9 2011, 17:27:27 UTC

[ Now complete with shades and sitting propped against a tree with his Ninetales draped over his lap - ]

Yeah, that's the thing. She hasn't burned me yet. Pretty sure she's just fucking with me.

[ He doesn't sound all that irritated at the prospect, even. ]

[video] usedroar October 9 2011, 17:29:24 UTC

Then why bother? You could ride that Arcanine, instead.

[video] striderismo October 9 2011, 17:31:17 UTC

I've got a Charizard who knows Fly, too. It's the principle of the thing.

[ He leans his head back against the tree. With the shades on, it's hard to tell, but he might have his eyes closed. ]

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video. bullieve October 9 2011, 20:21:00 UTC

[ oh heh he can't not make commentary on this, grinning at the camera. ]

Heh, are you having a little difficulty taming the hoofbeast?

video. striderismo October 10 2011, 16:32:09 UTC

Nope. This is going just exactly the fuck how I planned it. I'm lulling her into a false sense of security so when I finally crack down on her, she won't know what hit her.

[ He puts a finger to his lips in a mock-shushing gesture. ]

video. bullieve October 11 2011, 03:48:18 UTC

[ !! lowers his voice slightly. ]

Are you sure, because, uhh, of all the cracking in any direction, whether it is down or otherwise, it looks like, it's not her, the hoofbeast, that it is taking place on, based on what I observed just now.

video. strideocracy October 11 2011, 03:56:31 UTC

[ The flattest tone. He literally just realized who you are, Tavros. ]

I haven't gotten to that part yet. This is still the lulling stage. Try to keep up, sugartush.

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Video; usedtherapy October 10 2011, 00:51:17 UTC

[[Don't mind the soft chuckling, Dave. She's doing her best to keep it hidden behind her hand, but it's just not working very well.]]

Impressive, Strider. You might make a talented Tauros rider in rodeos.

Video; striderismo October 10 2011, 18:49:16 UTC

[ The flattest tone. ]

Informationally speaking, riding a live animal is way different than mechanical bullriding, which I'm actually fucking awesome at.

homofuckiens October 10 2011, 02:16:23 UTC

COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER ASSHOLE.

striderismo October 10 2011, 18:49:57 UTC

there exists no better asshole in all the world
i am simply the best there is

trollsbackwards October 11 2011, 04:32:46 UTC

SO GLAD YOU ADMIT IT.

striderescence October 12 2011, 16:40:36 UTC

im under no disillusions about how much of an asshole i am karkitten
trust me

Video; to8egr8 October 12 2011, 23:51:05 UTC

[The video turns on to the sound of Vriska snickering.]

Prooooooooblem, Strider?

Video; strideocracy October 14 2011, 21:23:36 UTC

Yeah, now.

[ He's only a tiny bit grumpy. ]

Video; to8egr8 October 16 2011, 20:37:10 UTC

Oh what, the hoofbeat wasn't causing you trouble? 'Cause it certainly looked like you couldn't quite handle it.

[Smirk.]

Video; striderismo October 18 2011, 14:49:05 UTC

Shit's handled, bitch. You wanna come down here and ride her?

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