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[hotforbabyleg]

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[rock_it_punch]

[COVERED IN MEWLING CATS.]

Welp. I'm in Hell.

[fromyourbones]

Hello, Santo.

[rock_it_punch]

[Santo is trying to pull a cat off his head when he freezes up.]

Hi.

[fromyourbones]

[she is patting just one singular kitten and totally laughing on the inside.]

Um. They seem to really... like you?

[bornredy]

[They're holding up cats and staring at them. With this expression.]

[flyinw_outwings]

Don't you like the kitties?

[bornredy]

We're not sure-

-We've never seen one before-

-At least not in person.

[flyinw_outwings]

Seriously? Not even strays?

[easytochop]

[ANIMALS HATE HOMUNCULI INSTINCTIVELY

SO

UH

A MILLION KITTENS ARE TRYING TO HISS HER TO DEATH.............]

[omnivorculus]

[HAS A MOUTH FULL OF CAT]

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[easytochop]

[beams at]

Do they taste good?

[omnivorculus]

[He swallows and nods.]

Yeah, but they scratch on the way down.

[And he stuffs three more into his mouth.

[seventhsmartest]

Why couldn't it be a room full of coyote pups?

[unnamed_nothing]

[Happier than a herd of dogs in a bone field.]

[But of course you're never gonna see that.]

[Calmly petting two of them.]

[notsoloyal]

[Drowning in kittens. Hheeeeellllllpp.]

[unnamed_nothing]

[...Fine. But he's doing this for the kittens' sake. Not yours.]

[Strolls over and gently plucks some of them off of you. A few run away afterwards, one rubs back and forth at his ankles, and another one goes to try and climb its way back up your leg.]

[notsoloyal]

This is some kind of terrible punishment, isn't it...