[...Fine. But he's doing this for the kittens' sake. Not yours.]
[Strolls over and gently plucks some of them off of you. A few run away afterwards, one rubs back and forth at his ankles, and another one goes to try and climb its way back up your leg.]
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Welp. I'm in Hell.
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Hello, Santo.
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Hi.
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Um. They seem to really... like you?
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-We've never seen one before-
-At least not in person.
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SO
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A MILLION KITTENS ARE TRYING TO HISS HER TO DEATH.............]
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Do they taste good?
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Yeah, but they scratch on the way down.
[And he stuffs three more into his mouth.
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[But of course you're never gonna see that.]
[Calmly petting two of them.]
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[Strolls over and gently plucks some of them off of you. A few run away afterwards, one rubs back and forth at his ankles, and another one goes to try and climb its way back up your leg.]
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