Fuck.

[streon]

I forgot my Cheerios this morning. You see, I normally have a bagel for breakfast every morning before I leave the house. I've been doing that for almost two years now. But I've started getting tired of bagels. So last week, I bought a box of Cheerios to take into work with me, so I could have a bowl of cereal at my desk in the mornings

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[childofmetis]

Ugh, David, I am so sorry. But I do hope you eat your cheerios anyway.

Also, I like the link.

[madyson]

aww! nozs!

*comforts*

[rumbeck]

Well...

Being the never-ending font of optimism that I am, I think you might like to look on the bright side of things here.

You now have two perfectly good opportunities to practice your burgeoning pylimancy skills.

Have a Better Day! :)

[streon]

Pylimancy? What's that?

[childofmetis]

Cheerio magic.

[rumbeck]

Pylimancy is gate magic.

Well, a literal translation is "divination through the use of [dimensional] gates".

[childofmetis]

Oh, oh! I remember what the pocket universe thing reminds me of! There is a book called Cosm that is about a physics experiment gone awry and the result is the creation of (drumroll) a pocket universe! Except it soon exceeds the size of pocketosity, and it ages faster, so that it lasts for about a year, if I remember correctly.

[macgrrl]

That sucks. Glad you're okay though.