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[strayswordsman]

Che. There are pick-pocket kids running around in town. They were dumb enough to try it on me, so they're not that choosy. Watch your wallets and other stuff.

...Oi, Goemon, witch-girl. Still not dead?

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[serving_love]

They probably saw you walking in circles like a moron and figured you'd be an easy target.

[serving_love]

Tch. I'm fucking melting here, I don't even think Alabasta was this ridiculous.

Oh, thanks. No one makes up more shitty lies than Usopp.

1/2

[strayswordsman]

Can't handle it, huh, cook? ...Could go swimming.

[serving_love]

I can handle it, I'd just like to dive into a pile of shitty snow right about now.

I've been to the beach already. A lot. ...Haven't actually gone swimming yet, though, suppose we could do that.

[strayswordsman]

So make...snow cones or something, I dunno.

Went to the beach in this weather and you didn't go swimming? ...That seems pointless.

[serving_love]

I had ice cream earlier. Again. I think Usopp's about ready to buy out the whole shop.

...I was admiring the scenery.

[strayswordsman]

Then stop complaining.

If he hasn't had his money stolen already.

We've been to hundreds of beaches, this one doesn't seem any-...

[serving_love]

It's fucking HOT, I'm gonna complain if I want to!

I think we would've heard him whining about it if he had.

/no idea if Sanji is still actually wearing a suit

[strayswordsman]

If you're gonna go around in your damn suits still, I think you lose that right.

True. So he hasn't, yet.

/he probably is because he's a moron

[serving_love]

...I like my suits. But I guess this is the kind of island where it'd make sense to actually put the rest of my wardrobe to use. Hmm.

Guess not.

[strayswordsman]

You think?

[serving_love]

Shut up! I prefer not looking like a shitty lobster, which is inevitably what's going to happen when I walk around on an island like this in shorts.

[strayswordsman]

Ahh. Right.

[serving_love]

I think the hotter it is, the skimpier the bathing suits get.

Just a casual observation, of course.

[strayswordsman]

...Fascinating.

[serving_love]

...

There's some less crowded beaches on the other side of the island, though. They've got more rocks than sand so I guess people don't go to them as much.