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05 // Action / Video

Apr 17, 2011 17:31

[Badou is standing in the middle of the room, modelling a lovely maid dress for the audience while Nill is crouched beside him trying to work the complex voodoo magic that is hemming. For a girl who couldn't sew a single button when she started, she's actually come a long way.]

Just relax, ok? You're doing fine. [He puts his hands on his hips and ( Read more... )

there will never be peace, trolls trolling trolls, somehow they found falsies, still more womanly than naoto

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goldenglasses April 18 2011, 00:55:54 UTC

[Snicker!]

strayfag April 28 2011, 20:22:44 UTC

[Geez this guy is stubborn. And they're free here! But alright, if he objects that much...] I guess. Do you have any useful skills? Maybe you can clean the bathroom or something...

goldenglasses April 28 2011, 20:46:50 UTC

[Ew. He doesn't want to clean someone's dirty- wait! Idea!]

Nope! Afraid not! About the only things I'm useful at is being a bodyguard and eating cookies! [Because you totally don't need a bodyguard, right? So that should be safe to offer!]

strayfag April 30 2011, 19:36:44 UTC

Bodygaurding, huh? [A meat shield decoy bodyguard in exchange for a few cookies? This is shaping up to be the best day ever. No one's tried to kill him yet, sure, but this is Badou's life so it's really only a matter of time.] Deal.

goldenglasses April 30 2011, 19:39:19 UTC

[HOLY BACKFIRE!]

Wait. What?! Why do you need a bodyguard here!?

strayfag May 3 2011, 15:33:25 UTC

I don't need one right this second, but I'll drop you a note when I do. You offered bro.

goldenglasses May 3 2011, 17:12:41 UTC

B-but you don't even know if I'm good at being a bodyguard! I actually kinda stink at it! Yeah! Really stink! I'm more of a love and peace kind of guy!

strayfag May 6 2011, 14:05:49 UTC

How hard is it to be a bodygaurd? You just stand between me and anything that tries to kill me. You don't even have to fight it. You can be like Gandhi but less badass and with a shorter life span.

I'll tell everyone about your noble sacrifice, if it makes you feel better.

goldenglasses May 7 2011, 04:26:53 UTC

But I don't want to be a noble sacrifice!

strayfag May 9 2011, 16:52:57 UTC

Then you should probably try not to die.

goldenglasses May 9 2011, 16:54:20 UTC

Hmmm, you can run fast, right? If you can keep up with me then it's still like being a body guard, right?

strayfag May 9 2011, 16:56:48 UTC

...Yeah, I guess, so long as you stay between me and Asshole With a Grudge #23.

goldenglasses May 9 2011, 17:02:34 UTC

THERE'S TWENTY THREE OF THEM HERE?!

strayfag May 10 2011, 14:30:13 UTC

IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH mostly! I thought you said you were a good bodygaurd.

goldenglasses May 10 2011, 17:17:18 UTC

Well, yeah! I'm a great bodyguard! Just... you know... when nothing bad is going on.

OTL strayfag May 15 2011, 02:55:28 UTC

You've gotta be kidding.

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