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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NQI3BSVOKM

Absolutely amazing

Somes guys were going around town causing destruction and havoc on Sunday night. They decided to drive by, at speeds unsafe I might add, and chuck a ladder at my windshield like a spear. My amazing friends wasted no time and soon chased after the slightly retarded fellows. After getting the plate number, the San Bernadino Deputy Sheriff was soon ( Read more... )

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Marah and Alex are moving out here! WOO!

Now all I need is Todd, Justin, My brother, The nelsons, and everyone else I know to follow in their footsteps.

I am officially employed at American Eagle Outfitters.
I am really, REALLY, excited. The discount I get is insane. I freaking love it.

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I decided tonight that the word "Fuck," shall now be replaced with "Honk." This has lead to some pretty amusing combinations, such as:

"That is so honkin' hott"
"Honk that crap"
"WHAT THE HONK!"
"I honked your mom last night"
"Honkin' hell"

Feel free to start a trend, my boss and I already have.

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Todd,

Can you please get here sooner! I freaking miss you!

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