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Josh Homme: Sexy ginger man with guitar.






BONE STRUCTURE. HE HAZ.




ALSO HAZ HANDS. ALSO CIGARETTE AND GINGER EYELASHES. AND KNUCKLE TATS. ROWR.










HE PLAYS GUITAR AND SOMETIMES HAS SEXY GINGER FACIAL HAIR.




HE HAS ARMS LIKE A DRUMMER.




COMPARE:




OH HAI HOW DID DAN GET IN HERE




HE HAS BODILY FUNCTIONS. PEOPLE PHOTOGRAPH THEM.






















UNF UNF UNF.




FLOWERS. AND RUBBER GLOVES. HE LOOKS LIKE A SERIAL KILLER. UNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNF.










WHAT ? THAT ISN’T JOSH HOMME! BOB BRYAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOMMESPAM?













ORAL FIXATION. HAZ.
















‘OOS A PRETTY BUNNY? UR A PRETTY BUNNY.







CROTCH.







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HAAAAAAAANDS




THIIIIIIIIIIGHS




TAAAAAAALL

IN CONCLUSION:

I AM HOMMESEXUAL.




ALSO, MOAR BLUD:




I should very much like to have more fic about this very manly sexy man. VERY VERY MUCH.