Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie

[stormqueen280]

Just found this article through a link on bookfails . Seriously, I find Twilight incredibly retarded; I won't touch that book with a ten-feet-pole, but I might watch the movie if only to laugh a bit and roll my eyes. If there's nothing else on TV, I'll get a coke and a pizza and have fun, because Twilight is good enough for that.

But Breaking Dawn? If they

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[in_excelsis_dea]

I don't think I could pay for Breaking Dawn, because I hate the books just that much. But I would consider downloading it and actually watching the entire thing because of that post. Man, if you think about Breaking Dawn not as supposedly a serious book that is supposed to influence young minds, it reads like a cracky horror movie, that will have fans flock to it because it is the next cult movie.

[stormqueen280]

I couldn't believe it when I read the post. I mean, is that what romance is these days? Seriously?

And one of the people commenting on the article said to check the comments page on Amazon, so I did. It's hilarious, hundreds of die-hard fans complaining that the fourth book completely denies everything that's said in the first three. They also complain that Bella gets everything without making any sort of sacrifice; she gets it all, like a good old Mary Sue.

I know people complain about the Harry Potter epilogue, but at least it's just cheesy. Breaking Dawn is a failfest.

And you're right. As a parody, it is amazing, but as a serious book? Fail.