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[potter_mouth]

BARRING WHAT I'M USED TO, THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH MY COMPUTER

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[paparazzi_colin]

Dude Ginny dumped you.

[potter_mouth]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

NO SHE DIDN'T.

[paparazzi_colin]

Um yeah she made a whole journals post about it!! you know the one where she and that Parvati girl starting discussing if it's possible for you to really be a douchegimp?

[potter_mouth]

NOPE. DIDN'T SEE IT.

ANYWAY, I DON'T SEE HOW, EVEN IF I HAD SEEN IT AND IT DID EXIST, IT IS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, SO SOD OFF.

[herbology_dork]

now that you mention it, my computer has been a bit slower than normal lately. yesterday it took so long to start up, i was worried it was going to go to the green screen of avada kedavra! but then it booted up and was ok. i haven't yet experienced the "heat ray," but i'll keep my eyes open.

[potter_mouth]

IF IT STARTS TO GET TOO WARM, JUMP OUT OF THE WAY. THAT'S HOW I KNOW.

ALSO, IT'S KIND OF FUN IF YOU POINT IT AT SOMEONE YOU WOULDN'T MIND BEING INCINERATED.

I MEAN, YOU'RE AT SCHOOL, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE I'M SURE YOU CAN THINK OF OFFHAND FOR THAT, SO.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Your computer actually vomited? Totally uncool! Mine just had a sneezing fit, but that's the worst I've seen so far.

[potter_mouth]

THE VOMIT'S UNPLEASANT (AT LEAST IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY SPICY FOODS) BUT I'M STILL A BIT MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE HEAT-RAY.

[acridturpintine]

My j key has been sticking rather badly, but I assumed I'd ust gotten some crumbs stuck beneath it.

[acridturpintine]

Wait, I spoke too soon. I think it just shot a Patronus into the fireplace.

Why is my computer casting spells?

[no_opinion]

Yours is casting spells?

I guess this could be why, whenever I walk up to the Sandwich Bar with it, all the bread is mysteriously toasted. In fact, overly toasted-- I don't want blackened bread.

[acridturpintine]

You're sure it's not just pumpernickel?

[no_opinion]

All of the bread is extremely toasted, including the pumpernickel.