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slytherinthingy in storge_space

ME!!!

Oct 13, 2005 01:15

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

SING TO ME!
GIVE ME GIFTS!

I AM WAITING!

justin finch-fletchley, cedric diggory, ginny weasley, lavender brown, blaise zabini, dobby, ernie macmillan, romilda vane

Comments 33

ur_so_vane October 13 2005, 09:30:24 UTC

Happy birthday dear thingy! I don't really know you but if I did, I'd get you something intersexually fantastic!

slytherinthingy October 15 2005, 18:12:25 UTC

Why thank you, young one!

But still, I am your Head Girl and you were supposed to get me a gift. You KNOW I am your Head Girl. Therefore, that was the reason.

Tell me what you "would have" got me.

cedeadric October 13 2005, 10:58:13 UTC

Oh.
I suppose I can give it to her later.

slytherinthingy October 15 2005, 18:13:14 UTC

Can I see it at least?

I really appreciated your warm birthday wish. From the cockles of my heart. Truly.

cedeadric October 16 2005, 00:01:41 UTC

It's hard to find a digital camera in a third world country, but I suppose I could owl you a description.

hufflepuff4life October 13 2005, 13:29:50 UTC

Oh, right, birthday.

I think it's slightly odd giving gifts to other blokes, so, er, sorry. If you happen to switch today, I'll send an e-card.

slytherinthingy October 15 2005, 18:15:06 UTC

How rude, Finchy! To base the possibility of my gift on my sex! I AM YOUR HEAD GIRL FOR THE DARK LORD'S SAKE!!!

Oh. Wait... I think... I think I am... SWITCHING NOW!!!!

Hello, er, F-F!

slytherinthingy October 15 2005, 18:15:28 UTC

You have a gift for me?

cedeadric October 16 2005, 00:05:28 UTC

Blaise? is that you or is he playing some sort of trick to get more birthday presents?

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prefectlyernie October 13 2005, 20:18:50 UTC

I found a spell to protect one's neck, so that the collar would not be necessary. Where in the castle would you prefer to meet so that I may perform it for you?

potter_mouth October 14 2005, 05:18:58 UTC

YOU SHOULD USE IT ON YOURSELF. I HEARD A THING ABOUT A NASTY INCIDENT IN THE HUFFLEPUFF GIRLS' DORMITORY AND A BIT OF STRING.

slytherinthingy October 15 2005, 18:17:48 UTC

Er, no thanks. I rather like having my neck available for the biting. And I like to wear collars.

All that aside, I just don't trust a Hufflepuff performing a spell on me. But, thanks for the thought? I think?

potter_mouth October 14 2005, 05:18:00 UTC

HAPPY IDON'TCAREDAY TO YOU, ETC.

slytherinthingy October 15 2005, 18:24:33 UTC

Oh Potter, you really shouldn't have! How sweet! Your care is so thinly veiled in the fact that you bothered to respond at all. Truly, I am touched. Touched so deeply that the Boy Who Screamed Lived would bestow his barbaric yawp upon a virtuous Head Girl such as myself.

What was it that finally turned your eye to me and deemed me worthy of your frumious burbling? Was it the skirt? Because I think that's what finally did it. I am rather attractive in a short skirt. I can put it on for you now if you'd like?