Er.

[waitingfortom]

So how are those sprouts coming along? Any full plants yet? I'm getting cravings for beds and showers and proper tea and, for some reason, bunnies. I don't know why bunnies, but bunnies. And ducklings. Maybe a kitten or two. They're so soft and cuddly!

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[potter_mouth]

WHAT, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THEM GROW MAGICALLY?

[potter_mouth]

WOW, I WONDER IF I CAN ESSENTIALLY SAY NOTHING EVERY TIME I SPEAK, TOO.

[masterriddle]

This is frightfully obvious a remark, but you already do.

[potter_mouth]

SO ESSENTIALLY OUR CONVERSATIONS ARE EXERCISES IN FUTILITY. AH WELL, I CAN'T SAY THE THOUGHT HADN'T ALREADY OCCURRED TO ME.

[masterriddle]

And to me. But yet you persist.

[potter_mouth]

SO DO YOU. I GUESS I HADN'T CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT SUCH A MEANINGLESS CONVERSATION COULD BE SHROUDED IN ULTERIOR MOTIVES.

[masterriddle]

Believe me, Mr Potter. I have no motive here but to be rid of you.

[potter_mouth]

OH WELL, I'LL JUST BELIEVE YOU BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.

ACTUALLY I DO BELIEVE YOU, BUT THIS CONVERSATION IS NOWHERE NEAR VOLATILE ENOUGH TO CAUSE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OR ANYTHING, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

[masterriddle]

Especially because I am presently still in limbo.

[potter_mouth]

STAY THERE, DOUCHE!

[masterriddle]

Not on your life.

[potter_mouth]

NO; ON YOURS.

[masterriddle]

I think I'm really going to enjoy my next cup of tea.

[potter_mouth]

GOOD, AS IT WILL BE YOUR LAST.

[masterriddle]

I think not.

[potter_mouth]

WELL OF COURSE YOU THINK NOT. I DON'T EXPECT MOST BITS OF SPAGHETTI THINK THEY'RE GOING TO BE EATEN, EITHER.