Comments | stopthat_destro: [168] The TMI, IT BURNS. // Voice.

stopthat_destro

[168] The TMI, IT BURNS. // Voice.

Sep 26, 2011 19:58

[Through gritted teeth:] Please, please, please stop talking about your sex lives or lack thereof.

[Pause. He lets out a frustrated growl.]

THIS IS LIKE BEING BACK IN THE ARMY!

[~Dramatic flounce~]

[OOC: NOPE, Rex isn't affected. But feel free to be horribly TMI with him, affected people.]

flood: truth, omnom hypocrisy, rex is a drama queen, not happy.

Comments 119

whattheytellyou September 27 2011, 01:01:28 UTC

I don't have a sex life to speak of. I was thinking about offering to have sex with Arthur, but I was repulsed by his interest in Coyolxauhqui, and then I realized he looks like you and that was weird.

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 01:03:50 UTC

[Pause. No, he's not engaging with this stupid flood. NO.

...

But he's curious.]

Why is that weird? Why is the thought of him slightly appealing, but with me it's weird?

whattheytellyou September 27 2011, 01:07:54 UTC

Because you're very young and you're Amanda's friend.

...

It makes me feel like a mother who sleeps with her teenage child's best friend.

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 01:09:55 UTC

...

But I'm the same age as Arthur! [Or he thinks he is... Damn Arthur's more mature look. That's another reason to hate him.]

Your second point is fair, however.

Thread 8

greatlightother September 27 2011, 01:06:54 UTC

It seems to be a very popular topic today, but I think that when one person starts to think it, it spreads to the others.

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 01:10:43 UTC

[Grumble grumble] Probably.

They should at least filter it or something.

greatlightother September 27 2011, 01:12:43 UTC

Why? They're just saying what they think.

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 01:16:23 UTC

Because nobody needs to hear it. I don't want to look at Snape and associate him with having sex with Martha. I don't want to look at Arthur and remember how many times a day he masturbates. I don't want to know about Nygma's bedroom habits or Eddie Russet being... pimped out...

Thread 11

ourlastbesthope September 27 2011, 01:08:04 UTC

Do you not get enough sex?

How is this anything like the army?

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 01:11:50 UTC

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE TO YOU!

And it's like the army because everybody's talking about sex, all the time. It's practically how soldiers kill time in the field.

ourlastbesthope September 27 2011, 01:13:50 UTC

Now I'm more than certain that you don't get enough sex. I thought you were with someone, though, so I'm confused.

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 01:17:35 UTC

I have enough; it's just none of your business!

Thread 16

creatingalegacy September 27 2011, 01:18:30 UTC

Did everyone tell you about their sex life when you were in the army?

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 01:21:19 UTC

Yes. And sometimes girlfriends and wives would send special pictures...

creatingalegacy September 27 2011, 01:23:27 UTC

Well, luckily for you, I don't have anything to share. I'm celibate and I don't allow myself to masturbate, either.

[EXCEPT THAT IS SHARING WTF AMANDA]

The Marquis was coming to troll Rex but then he saw this, and... impure_tale September 27 2011, 01:29:46 UTC

Did you ever think perhaps this might be the source of many of your problems?

Thread 31

get_thebook September 27 2011, 01:28:38 UTC

Did you talk a lot about sex when you were in the army?

stopthat_destro September 27 2011, 02:35:23 UTC

I didn't. [Because he was a VIIIIRRRRRGIIIIIN.] Other guys did, though. A lot.