Comments | stopthat_destro: [129] BABBY REX // Video.

stopthat_destro

[129] BABBY REX // Video.

Apr 23, 2011 17:41

[HI, REX IS SIXTEEN. A sixteen-year-old college student... who's a huge dweeb with like no friends. SO BASICALLY SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. Anyway, he's in one of the common rooms-- the one with the pool table.]

Hey, um, hi? I'm... [Cough. He looks around nervously. He hasn't ventured out yet... He sort of assumes this is an unfamiliar dorm ( Read more... )

ana, totally innocent, flood: moment in history, awwwkward, rex + failure = otp

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gingerspeedster April 23 2011, 23:09:08 UTC

Oh man, I've had this dream before.

stopthat_destro April 23 2011, 23:21:30 UTC

...dream?

gingerspeedster April 23 2011, 23:23:06 UTC

Nightmare. It's classic. You're late for a test you haven't studied for because you're being pranked by some jerks on campus.

stopthat_destro April 23 2011, 23:23:53 UTC

Yeah, I wish this really was a dream. Are you... with the fraternity?

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feels_no_love April 23 2011, 23:36:52 UTC

For what it is worth, I just spent a quarter hour reading entries in my diary that should not be there.

And the rumor I have heard is that we have all been kidnapped.

stopthat_destro April 23 2011, 23:42:17 UTC

Oh man, they got your diary? That sucks!

...how many people are we talking about here? [WHIIIINE.] I'm going to lodge a complaint with the student government.

feels_no_love April 23 2011, 23:47:09 UTC

It gets worse. The handwriting is indeed mine.

Well, I traveled up and down the elevator-machine and discovered eight levels with twenty doors apiece. If each one of us is imprisoned in a separate room and they are all full, that is...one hundred sixty persons.

You are a student? Interesting. There do seem to be an odd number of young people here. Including one child I spied on the communications-machine.

stopthat_destro April 23 2011, 23:59:32 UTC

Uh. Sounds like a dorm to me.

[Rex nods, then gives the camera a weird look.] It's a university; of course there are young people here. Are you... okay, sir?

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inhumandog April 23 2011, 23:38:51 UTC

I find it extremely amusing.

stopthat_destro April 23 2011, 23:44:29 UTC

Hey! [He's about to lay into you, but whoops, he's kind of afraid of confrontation, so you get some angry stammering.]

You-- you're with-- [Gulp.] You can't do... I-- Where are we?

inhumandog April 23 2011, 23:46:44 UTC

In a common room, it looks like.

And I can do what I damn well please, Rex.

stopthat_destro April 23 2011, 23:58:05 UTC

[GREAT, IAGO'S DEFINITELY A FRAT DOUCHE.]

Who are you?

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[Video] 19centconstable April 23 2011, 23:47:15 UTC

[Ring ring: harried looking, old fashioned policeman calling!]

Um. I'm not at all sure how to begin explaining, but I can assure you that you haven't been kidnapped, and that I'm almost definitely certain we aren't in Greece.

[Video] stopthat_destro April 23 2011, 23:57:06 UTC

[THAT IS NOT A CAMPUS POLICE OUTFIT, WHAT.]

I'm in a strange dorm full of strangers. I think I was roofied or something. That's totally kidnapping of some kind!

[Video] 19centconstable April 24 2011, 00:10:46 UTC

[Way more stylish, that's what.]

I...wait, what do roofs have to do with anything?

[Video] stopthat_destro April 24 2011, 00:33:43 UTC

No, not roofs, uh. Are you joking?

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expectremorse April 24 2011, 06:01:29 UTC

I'm sure you've already been told this-but it's going to be okay. At the very lest the city of New York will prosecute.

I'm a detective- can you tell me anything?

stopthat_destro April 24 2011, 20:30:56 UTC

...New York? But I'm from Palo Alto...

Um. I was just... I was walking to the library, and then I guess I blacked out and woke up here.