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[Open] You'll never know how my hell burns

May 13, 2011 10:27

Who: No1 (Noi) and YOU
What: Noi is shopping
When: Afternoon, any day you want bb~
Where: All over Thor's shopping district
Warnings: None for now

( A song with extraordinarily gross and violent lyrics, but with a melody so happy that it makes you want to dance. )

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PLACE HOLDER as I am off to bed 8V umbrelladouche May 13 2011, 10:12:32 UTC

SUDDENLY, a familiar voice spoke up from behind here, jeepers who could that be. "If you buy food first, it could go bad by the time you've finished shopping for clothes."

Kamui wasn't much for shopping, but sometimes it was a necessary annoyance that he occasionally had to suck it up and deal with. He had to admit, running into someone he actually enjoyed being around would probably make the trip a little more bearable.

umbrelladouche May 13 2011, 18:59:31 UTC

"I guess anything is possible in a place like this."

Kamui followed her inside, glancing around for the workout clothes, wherever that would be.

"Oh, you give massages or something? I wouldn't be able to take a job like that, I'd end up breaking someone's ribs or something."

bullysandwicher May 13 2011, 19:12:56 UTC

Once found, Noi approached the clothing, choosing something that would fit her. “No, nothing like that. I’m selling stuff that massages.” After picking few pieces, she grabbed her bag and pulled out something called “Finger Massager 30000 - despite the picture on the box showing exactly that (an alien massaging her face with it), that little gadget is supposed to massage something else.

Noi walked to the changing room to try her clothes out, handing Kamui Kikurage’s leash “Can you hold her for a second?”

umbrelladouche May 13 2011, 19:20:14 UTC

"Oh. That kind of 'massage'. I see."

Kamui took the leash, smiling like the super nice guy he pretended to be. "Of course~ We'll be waiting right here."

bullysandwicher May 13 2011, 19:32:31 UTC

"Thanks!" And Noi disappeared for a moment. For a somewhat long moment because Noi had to fight to get her boobs inside the sweater she was trying out.

After she tried everything, she comes out with an annoyed expression "Really, women clothing never fit me. I always have to buy men's clothing."

umbrelladouche May 13 2011, 19:41:58 UTC

Kamui was just hanging around playing with the funny dogbeast. He chuckled when Noi came back out.

"Well, maybe you could try really fat woman's clothes? I know you're not fat at all, but...well." He made a sort of 'cupping boobs' hand gesture at his chest, "There'd be more room for those."

bullysandwicher May 13 2011, 19:45:07 UTC

“I use clothes to squeeze them.” Noi, never embarrassed about her boobs “Because they would get in the way while I’m fighting, so it’s the best if I wear something tight.” Which reminded her “I think that’s why everyone thinks I’m a guy?” aside the - you know - creepy mask.

umbrelladouche May 13 2011, 19:49:38 UTC

"They're huge, how do you smash them down that much and still manage to breath?" If the brief time Kamui had to deal with having a pair of those growths on his chest taught him anything, it was that binding one's fat boobs down was a pain in the ass and potentially painful. How many ribs had he managed to crack doing that?

"Can't you get like, a sport bra or something?"

Why was he even talking about boobs what.

bullysandwicher May 13 2011, 19:58:06 UTC

“I’m used to it. I’ve been doing it since they started growing” she used to be somewhat flat-chested, actually.

“…sport bra?” And Noi just stares at him. YES, guess who. doesn’t even wear a normal bra.

umbrelladouche May 13 2011, 20:06:41 UTC

"...You don't know what that is?"

Was he going to have to go bra shopping with her now? Oh Kamui what have you gotten yourself into.

"Well, uh. They're made to support. Those. For when you're out being active and stuff."

bullysandwicher May 13 2011, 20:28:10 UTC

“Ohh. There is such thing. I never needed it, and I don’t usually wear bras either.” Everything au naturel. Noi shrugs “I think if it doesn’t bother me, it means it’s not necessary, right?”

umbrelladouche May 14 2011, 01:39:27 UTC

"Your boobs will hang down to your knees when you get old."

bullysandwicher May 14 2011, 07:13:49 UTC

KAMUI SO MEAN.

Noi's hand move to her own chest, evaluating the situation. "They they still very perky, you know?"

umbrelladouche May 14 2011, 21:08:01 UTC

"Well yeah, but you're still young, right? I imagine they're pretty heavy, eventually gravity's gonna kick in ans they're gonna start sagging."

Not that Kamui was a professional on boobs, but it just made sense.

He seemed to suddenly notice that he was staring directly AT said boobs. He cleared his throat a bit awkwardly and looked away.

bullysandwicher May 14 2011, 21:39:43 UTC

"You are probably right." Noi didn't actually care if he was looking or not "I'll buy some sport bras." she gave a thumbs up after, chuckling a bit. "Thanks, Kamui!" and off she goes to find bras.

umbrelladouche May 14 2011, 22:31:48 UTC

"Ah, yeah. Nooo problem."

Kamui followed at a bit of a distance, not really wanting to follow her into the bra section or whatever. Normally he wouldn't care at all. Normally he wouldn't be distracted by boobs. Who knows, maybe that virility drug was finally kicking in after two weeks of taking it.

How awkward.

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