Honesty is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue...

[haruno]

Who: Sakura, Kaoru, & OPEN
What: A bakery is having a special promotion involving their new line of baked goods, "The only honest joy you'll have in your life!" They're free, and so what if they're chalk full of something akin to a truth serum? Once you bite down, you won't notice your own honesty! It'll be as natural as breathing!
When:

Comments

[chuugoku_monban]

-One should never offer FREE FOOD to a woman with a bottomless pit stomach. And Hong Meiling was demonstrating in that moment exactly why. She was on her fifth box of treats in no less than ten minutes. She DID plan to bring some home, but... she had just gotten so caught up eating.-

[haruno]

-Sakura caught sight of Hong Meiling, smiling and awkwardly shifting the tray to balance on one arm as she waved with the other.-

Meiling! How've you been?

[chuugoku_monban]

-The answer first comes from a mouth full of bread. That... doesn't work so well. So after another swallow of milk...-

Terrible! Absolutely terrible!

[haruno]

- Sakura frowns, forehead creasing in concern. -

What's happened?

HEE HEE

[thesubsequent]

[Free cookies?! GLEE!! ... How sad that he was now very much into getting free things. THIS IS WHAT HIS LIFE HAS BECOME!! Just like that of a commoner?

It didn't matter. Just yesterday Badou brought up something about making Keiko make cookies, so he'd really been wanting cookies ever since.]

Cookies, cookies~ I would like some cookies!

[He waves a hand as he walks over]

HO HO HO

[haruno]

[ Sakura perks up, catching sight of Kaoru as he approaches. She smiles, holding out the platter. ]

Please, help yourself. They all look good, so at least half of them have to be tasty. Law of probability or something.

[thesubsequent]

Certainly, Miss Sakura! It's like Christmas came a few days early!

[He took one and munched on it. If he was going to bring some with him, he'd better make sure they were tasty first!]

Uwah, I hope they're all as good as this one!

[haruno]

[ Sakura shifted the tray to one arm, trying one of the cookies Kaoru so helpfully just tested for her. Biting into it, she found herself agreeing with his assessment. She swallowed. ]

These really are good.

[ She sounded surprised. ]

Try another one, and we can find out!

ACTION;

[cakefesta]

[oh hello.]

[what was that about giving him the whole tray?]

[shoves one into his mouth]

Feeth're fhee, hight?

[which, in some language, is 'these are free, right']

ACTION;

[haruno]

[ blink blink she think she understands seefoodese. ]

I'm not charging anyone for them, so as far as I know, yes, they are. Have another?

[ lamsdf offers out this... tray. you who likes sugar, please do enjoy sir! ]

Re: ACTION;

[cakefesta]

AHHTHUM.

[EATS ANOTHER ONE]

Re: ACTION;

[haruno]

Are they good, sir?

[ kind of eying the brownie right there... ]

[stompyerface]

Free cookies, huh? They look good.

[Chie comes over, curious.]

[haruno]

[ Sakura offers out the tray, nodding to a few different cookies. ]

They are good -- or at least I know the little round chocolate ones are, and the brownies. You should try at least one! I don't want to end up taking these home with me.

[stompyerface]

Haha, okay. Thanks.

[Chie goes for one of the brownies.]

[haruno]

You're welcome, though you should really be thanking... ah, right, The Last Honest Bakery.

[steelalchemy]

[Free food? You know Ed is within hearing smelling distance.]

Free cookies? You serious? Those look pretty good.

[haruno]

[ LOOK HERE IS THE TRAY and Sakura smiles, tempted to laugh. ]

Come on, I know you want to try one. I can vouch at least two of the baked goods on this tray are tasty. Help fill me in on the rest!

[steelalchemy]

[Aw man, it's like heaven on... a tray...]

Don't mind if I do!

[HOMF]

[there goes a nut studded brownie]

[haruno]

[ kinky; ]

How've you been lately, Edward?