[OPEN] I will learn all there is to learn.

[key_fiend]

WHO: A.B.A and you! (No, not you- you.)
WHERE: The SS Thor Public Library (Sciences section)
WHEN: today!
WHAT: Bug a creepy, blood-hungry homunculus and her giant key husbando?
FORMAT: Whatever you want, but I'm starting with brackets. Start a new thread and add your tag when you tag in.

Comments

/TAGS AND THEN GOES TO WORK LOL 8(

[princemunculus]

[Lately, Ling and Greed had taken an interest in medical books, due to Shinjiro's deteriorating health, THUS they tended to frequent the library a couple times a week]

[Greed's on his way out when he catches this giant fucking KEY out of the corner of his eye, and wanders over to investigate. GEE I WONDER WHAT THIS IS.]

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[princemunculus]

Just check the room listing. He'd still be in the stowaways. Hell, I could probably even take you to him.

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[key_fiend]

Room listing....

[She silently pages through the book, as if half listening, and nods]

--I will do that. Thank you.

How are you able to switch bodies? [Hello abrupt conversation switch]

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[princemunculus]

Hm?

[that WAS mighty abrupt]

I can't do it myself. My old man melted my old body down to reduce me to my Philosopher's stone, and then stuck it into this body later on.

[cue unpleasant memories hurhgh]

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[key_fiend]

.... What if one does not have a 'stone'?

[Peeks at Paracelsus, who has since munched through that book.]

I DON'T HAVE ONE AND I DON'T WANT ONE!

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[princemunculus]

Might be able to work with that. There was a guy making homunculi without stones, so I don't see why it wouldn't be possible.

...Your key thing seems to be happy the way it is, though.

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[key_fiend]

Who? How? Was he here?

[Crawls towards again cuc!!]

...He's stupid. He doesn't know what he wants.

YES I DO! I WANT TO CHOP PEOPLE UP!!

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[princemunculus]

Yeah, he's probably around here somewhere, but I wouldn't bother asking him for help just yet. He's kind of a fuck.

[wtf GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SMELL LIKE BLOOD]

What a. Pleasant fellow he is. Reminds me of someone.

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[key_fiend]

"A fuck". How do you mean?

[NEVER I LIKE YOU CRAWL CRAWL]

He's very handsome. [Strokes her key husbando lovingly. He looks... less enthused. =u=;;]

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[princemunculus]

Oh like, I dunno, he unleashed an army of crappy homunculi on the ship to eat people for no real reason.

[staaares at this retarded key]

...It's a key.

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[key_fiend]

He must be powerful, then.... [Yeah the rest totally went over her head.]

Yes, isn't he wonderful?

[YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED SHE ALSO HAS A KEY THROUGH HER SKULL. AND ON HER BELT. AND A KEYHOLE ON HER GLOVE.]

[BITCHES FUCKING LOVE KEYS.]

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[princemunculus]

He's an amateur compared to what I've seen.

[sigh wtf you're crazy woman]

Wonderful for a giant key, I guess. Oi, doesn't that hurt?

[INDICATING THE KEY THROUGH HER FUCKING HEAD jhbgsljbldfvxd]

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[key_fiend]

Hmmmmn... and this Van Hohenheim is better...?

[YOU'RE ONLY FIGURING THIS OUT NOW?]

...Does what hurt? [...oh. That.] No. I put it there. It is fine. I think it makes me look nice. [CREEEEEPY ASS SMILE TEEHEEE]

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[princemunculus]

The best, can't lie.

[hhjvhjdf]

What? How the hell did you get that, y'know...

[makes DRIVING A FUCKING KEY THROUGH YOUR SKULL motions]

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[key_fiend]

Then I shall find him.

I bolted it. [SHE SAYS IT SO EASILY.]

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[princemunculus]

And...you didn't damage your brain or something?