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[nym_fon_maniac]

Who: abyssjade and nym_fon_maniac
What: TROLLING THE BEACH (aka bonding???)
When: NOW
Where: Planetside on the beach
Warnings: lol trolls

[After about half an hour, Guy has adorned a rather stylish beach attire consisting some loose fitting khaki shorts and a nice pale orange button down, collared shirt.  He bows humbly to the many ladies on his way to meet Jade whom

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[abyssjade]

[Jade's totally not even going to bother turning around to greet Guy, although he does give a slow handwave!]

My next act of eco-terrorism includes introducing an invasive species. ♥

[Cue pointed sip at his drink]

[nym_fon_maniac]

[He walks up, examining the pile of delicious corpses.]

So tell me, do you go hunting for them, or do you wait for them to grow complacent before killing and eating them?

[abyssjade]

I usually listen for the screams of the locals, stride in and with nary a sound, completely destroy them.

You'll find the native population quite grateful. They offered to pack and freeze whatever leftovers we have.

[And with that, he holds up a plate]

Crab cake?

[nym_fon_maniac]

Don't mind if I do.

[He takes two and munches on them, plopping into the sand.]

So, you've been quiet lately.

[abyssjade]

I've also been vacationing.

[Double hand clap, and two women appear, each carrying a drink.]

[Yup. Jade's been living the high life.]