And then a food fight broke out

[putsitoff]

Who: Hiramaru and YOU
What: Being who he is, Hiramaru is avoiding work - by taking a break and spreading a bunch of papers on a table in the cafeteria. Want to approach him?
When: Friday morning
Where: The Cafeteria
Warnings: None really! I will lazy-style because I identify with my character but feel free to use whatever you please :)

Comments

[didhishomework]

[DAMN YOU GET HIS NAME RIGHT. Anyway, Khan is here to watch you ink your pages at a nearby table. Just leaaaning over a little.]

Finishing the pages?

[cakefesta]

THAT CHOCOLATE AND COFFEE FLAVORED PARFAIT IS WORTH MORE THAN THE ENTIRE ANTHOLOGY OF OTTERS 11!

[cakefesta]

THAT'S RIGHT!

[cakefesta]

I WENT THERE!

[putsitoff]

[oh what is this guy s-EXCUUUUUUUSE ME?]

[putsitoff]

[STANDS UP. SLAMS HAND AGAINST freshly inked PAPER]

[putsitoff]

TAKE IT BACK! OTTER 11 IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT PARFAIT! ONE PAGE OF OTTER 11 WOULD MAKE A MORE DELICIOUS PARFAIT THAN WHATEVER THAT THING IS!

[didhishomework]

[yare yare.]

...what's on those pages anyway? More otters?

[putsitoff]

There is only one Otter! [mumbling] He has to deal with a corrupt CEO that's threatening his home...

[didhishomework]

Is the CEO threatening the environment in some way? Like one of those stories where the evil corporation is getting ready to demolish an entire forest?

[putsitoff]

[TURN TO HIM IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF]

H-How did you know?? Have you been reading it???

[didhishomework]

'More distressingly, I was right?!'

It's not that uncommon in any type of media.

[putsitoff]

Damn it...

[stops inking and just stares at the pages in front of me]

Should I just do something else entirely...?

[didhishomework]

...if you've already put that much work into those pages, you don't have to start something else. If you do it the right way, you could win an Environmental Award or something.

[putsitoff]

[stares at his pages for a bit...]

[rubs his face for a while]

Should I give it another villain?

[didhishomework]

'What could possibly be just as evil as someone planning on evicting an otter from it's home?'

...fur harvesters?