shit, let's be santa

[fingerbanged]

Who: fingerbanged and YOU!
What: He's a mall Santa this month. ENOUGH SAID. Also optional Dite mistletoe for extra hideousness if you so wish!
When: Any time before Christmas!
Where: SANTALAND AT THE MAAAAAALL
Warnings: Yusuke is dressed up as Santa and having people sit in his lap, that's a hefty warning as it is 8|b Also the optional mistletoe

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[ineuphony]

[walking around the same area is maka carrying yet another bag of sweaters. she stops for a moment to write down on the little list as she mumbles to herself:]

Okay, that's it for today. And I still have some time to kill...

[she lifts her head up and glances around the stores in her surroundings. well, she could do some christmas shopping done while she's here.]

[but a voice catches her attention and she gazes off to the santa lap sitting and squints her eyes at the jolly saint nick.]

[he looks very familiar.]

[fingerbanged]

[The mall really didn't invest in a good costume for him (which sucked, because it was coming out of his pay), so it wasn't exactly hard to tell who he was beneath the cheap white beard and faux velvet suit.

Meanwhile, an excitable youngster is bouncing up and down in his lap, chattering happily about hoverboard and laser pogos and what not.

...you can almost see the blood vessel threatening to pop.]

Yeah, yeah, alright, I'll add that onto my list, now beat it. There's a whole line here already!

[ineuphony]

[is he seriously talking to them like that? how has he not been fired yet?]

[should she say something? surely the people that's doing this with him will chip in and do something about his behavior. for now, she'll just watch.]

[fingerbanged]

[Oh, they have, much to his annoyance, but being the stubborn brat that he is, he largely ignores it. It IS a wonder he hasn't gotten the boot yet, what with his bad attitude, but getting fired would have actually made him happy. And clearly the universe does not want that.

However, there could be another reason as well. The next child to come up is a timid, humanoid looking little girl, and she approaches him shyly. Once she's on his lap, she leans in and whispers what she wants in his ear, and for a moment, Yusuke's grumpy expression disappears. He pats her on the head and manages to half-way smile]

Yeah, I'll make sure they're together again. Alright?

[She beams and gives him a quick hug, before skittering off his lap]

NEXT!

[ineuphony]

[she decides to approach closer just for a better look and continues to watch silently. it looks like the line is getting shorter. she'll just wait until he's done to speak with him.]