✽❀ GARDENTASTA ❀ ✽

[gayformaster]

Who: Everyone and anyone! Yes, everyone is invited!
What: The ❀ GARDENTASTA ❀! Aka, a giant costume party for everyone!
When: August 12th! Yes, this is being posted in advance.
Where: The gardens attached to the labs in the bottom of the ship!
Warnings: If any threads go above PG-13, please warn about this in the subject line! The basic party

Comments

ANARCHY STOCKING ☆ OPEN

[sweetlyangelic]

[THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE'S FUCKING HERE!!!]

[and she's not leaving this spot unless to the bar.]

[sexy_beams]

HEEEY! Try to leave some for the rest of us, will ya?

[ She says despite having eaten and currently eating as much as Stocking herself. ]

[sweetlyangelic]

Fuck off, whore.

[sexy_beams]

What'd you say, thunderthighs?!

[sweetlyangelic]

I SAID FUCK OFF, SKANK-A-SAURS.

[sexy_beams]

UP YOURS, FATASS.

[ Grabbing a slice of nearby cake and chucking it at 100 miles an hour at Stocking's face. ]

[sweetlyangelic]

[FLIPS A TABLE!!!!!]

THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME?!

[sexy_beams]

Haaa, bullseye! You heard me. Unless you've got so much fat that butter's starting to clog your ears.

[pattan]

[Don't mind the random Robin Hood just.]

[Trying to stay out of this.]

[And just sighing.]

[Figures.]

[sweetlyangelic]

[she stomps over to Ethna and peers down at her with dagger eyes.]

I'm already in a horrid mood. Do you really want to push your luck with me? I'll kill you in a millisecond.

[sexy_beams]

That's precious and all, but...you and what army?

[pattan]

[Oh crap.]

[sweetlyangelic]

[SHING, SHING. IT'S HER SWORD!]

I don't need an army to defeat something as pathetic as you.

[sexy_beams]

Now, that's where you'd be wrong.

[ THUNDERBOLT FROM NOWHERE AND IT'S HER SPEAR! ]

See, it usually takes an army to at least get me warmed up.

[pattan]

U-Um...ladies...?

[sweetlyangelic]

Ah? Oh, hey.