WHO: Those who have been matched up for the Lonely Hearts Dating Service!
WHAT: The third round of dates! The first round, which is STILL OPEN FOR TAGGING, can be found
HERE. The second can be found
HERE. Also OPEN FOR TAGGING!
WHEN: This round is the 21st-24th. So the dates could have happened during any of those days, depending on what would have
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DATE TIME: Night
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A comedy club. How very proletarian.
Ordering a glass of wine (and not expecting much of it), she set her Guide before her in a clear signal to whomever was coming to sit beside her.
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[ Kakashi makes his way over, with a bouquet of flowers. ]
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Irene is used to people with a strange look about them, but the mask gets a keen look. Anyone with something to hide is interesting.
Rising to greet him she gives a bright smile.]
Good evening, kind sir. I am Irene Adler, and it is a pleasure to meet you.
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[ At least she's well-mannered! Where are they supposed to be going, anyway? He tries to smile back but it looks sort of shy and more sheepish than anything. He's been on a couple dates already but that doesn't help him 'cause he's pretty bad with the ladies. ]
[ Looks up ]
Comedy club, huh?
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She adds in a bland tone,]
Front row center. Far too generous of them.
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[ He doubts it, especially since alien humor is so strange, but they might as well have a good time. ]
[ He gestures for her to sit down in her seat, anyway. ]
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Perhaps so. I do like your optimism.
[Smelling the flowers she smiles.]
Thank you for the flowers, dear. It's been a while since someone has given me a bouquet.
[The last one she had, she'd taken. That and a wallet.]
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[ Well, it looks like the show is about to start-- hey hey, how did he manage to be somewhere on time? Total miracle.
Anyway, the lights start to dim... looks like the show's about to start! ]
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Unfortunately, context is important to jokes. And because Irene didn't have the proper knowledge to properly appreciate the jokes, she just smiled slightly through them.
Also unfortunately, this was noticed by the host.]
Ohh, come on! Laugh a little! Now, I may have been from Qurid, but I know a pretty lady when I see one! Am I right? Am I right? [He appeals this to the crowd, who applauds and whistles in response.]
Now- now, sure, there's hot ladies around like this one here. But, this is the tricky bit. Here on the Thor, you better make sure that you're 'compatible' before you get too far, you know what I mean~? Yah? Yah? [And his gestures get across the point perfectly as to 'what he means'. With a lewd grin he addresses Kakashi.] So good luck, fella!
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That wasn't even funny
and people need to stop caring about his love life >(
but he should have a good humor about it ]
Might have better luck if you could make her laugh tonight.
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She had known this was going to be basely proletarian.
And she gives Mister Kakashi a side glance at his comment.
...Good thing he looks vaguely unamused also, otherwise she would have to rethink her opinion of him.]
I'm pleased you find me sufficiently attractive, kind sir. [She smiles kindly at Kakashi to ease her words - she is not annoyed with him, after all. She then turns to the one she is annoyed with: the host. She gives a honeyed smile that thinly veils her sharp mood.]
I do hope at least one of you can make me laugh, then. However, [she drops her voice] I do find it hard to be amused by someone who is troubling me.
[Blinking for a moment (that was a scary look the lady was giving him), he laughs at her words.]
Wow, tough crowd. I get it! I get it! You're not the first. You'll see, we'll help your guy out and get you laughing. Okay~, let's bring out our first comic...
[As the host does that she whispers at Kakashi,]There is nothing saying that we have to stay here the ( ... )
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I don't think so. Do you think the show will be intolerable?
[ 'Cause we can sneak out quietly, madam. After all, you are a thief and I am a ninja. ]
So then he says to me, hey Ktyrrikt, what're you doin' Friday night, and I'm like... nothin' much bro, just waxing my new Folhotk!
[ The crowd goes wild.
...Kakashi thinks it's time to leave. ]
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Absolutely.
[Running away with you already, yet I hardly know you!
Taking hold of her flowers she waits for an opportune moment. When the comic is looking off to the side, she slips out of her chair and into the darkness of the room. Without glancing back she purposefully makes her way out.
On the other side of the door she smiles, then leaves it open a crack to look and see how Mister Kakashi is faring.]
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Yet, his voice is coming from behind Miss Adler. ]
Are you ready?
[ The most challenging part about that was switching places with his clone without anyone noticing. ]
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Looking back at her date she smiled genially.]
Splendid. Simply splendid. I rather wish I could do that. [It would make for an amazing alibi.]
Yes, I'm quite ready to leave, thank you. Do you have anywhere in mind that we can go to next?
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