THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER TO HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

[stoney321]

But I should mention that "it" is not real. It only lives in my paranoid thoughts

Comments

[alittleacademe]

Stoney NOT TO TALK YOU DOWN or anything but is this not maybe connected with that whole time you turned out to have weird flat sinuses which explained why you couldn't breathe through your nose (can we say it's that because if you are BREEDING INSECTS IN YOUR FACE we are going to have to treat you like you're the zombie apocalypse I'm sure you understand why).

[stoney321]

MAYBE MY SINUSES ARE FLAT BECAUSE OF STOMPING BUGS DEFLATING THEM?

I'm just saying that we seriously need to think this through.

[alittleacademe]

I'm saying we need to think it through but we also might need to remove your face. I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW ABOUT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

[alittleacademe]

YOU'D EJECT THE BUGS WHEN YOU SNEEZED.

Surely.

[flaming_muse]

Oh my GOD I can't even THINK ABOUT THAT.

It's not true. You don't have that.

[stoney321]

*claws at face*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

...choo!

[elizardbits]

It could also be a giant leech

GOOGLE GIANT NOSE LEECH IF YOU DARE

[stoney321]

THERE NEEDS TO BE A WEB MD PAGE FOR THINGS THAT MIGHT POSSIBLY BE IN YOUR NOSE.

it's probably some of those sightless cave fish trapped up in there. D:

[elizardbits]

ALSO GOOGLE "NEW SPECIES BRAZILIAN BLIND SNAKE"

maybe that is in your nosey too

[stoney321]

THAT IS PROBABLY UP MY BUTT with a co-co-nut

It's a wonder I'm still BREATHING RIGHT NOW. Maybe it's taken over the host and I'm not really me? I AM A GIANT SACK OF MEAT WITH A BUG LIVING INSIDE!?

[dareu2beme]

BUG BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS.... i fucking hate them... they are scary as fuck! I hate viruses and cold bugs and REAL bugs... all the things. I hate them.

My husband found this spider thing in the van after we unpacked from our camping trip but it looked more like a tiny crab... I just imagined that we all had a bunch of them living in our BRAINS or something after sleeping in the tent with that thing all weekend.

ANYWAY, I hope you feel better soon and that there are no parasitic creatures in your body.

[stoney321]

ALL SPIDERS WANT TO BURROW THROUGH YOUR EYE MEAT AND PUT EGG SACKS IN YOUR BRAIN. It's scientific fact. *rainbow:the more you know*

Anyone that tries to tell me I should love spiders is getting my finger in their nose. Wait, but then a nose leech will bite me I CANNOT ESCAPE THEM!!!

D:

[dareu2beme]

Human bodies make such fantastic places for little critters to burrow... mmmm warm and dark and damp and bleedy

[lynnenne]

*RUNS SCREAMING*

[stoney321]

SAVE YOURSELF!!