Comments | stoney321: memory lane - tales of a former Mormon part a billion

stoney321

memory lane - tales of a former Mormon part a billion

Aug 02, 2012 11:49

So, Nine Inch Nails "Closer" just came on my playlist, and oh, how I loved that song when it came out. Which happened to be when I was in college in Utah. ( oh the shameful looks I was cast... )

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dovil August 2 2012, 21:04:37 UTC

One of my all-time favouritist memories was when you took me up on that Angel's Landing climb in order to kill me, and because I was covered in my tears and fear puke you offered, nay insisted, that you walk on the outer part of the climb to save me from falling. I am three times bigger than you. I was then doubly petrified that I was going to not only fall, but KILL YOU as well. I think that's what helped me suck it up, that I was now responsible for someone else's life. Next time I go on a steep climb I'm going to strap babies to myself. What I'm saying is that you are teeny tiny and I am godzilla, and if you didn't fit into the teeny tiny mould back then you must have been surrounded by anorexic hobbits. But just so everyone is clear, you do have a great rack. TESTIFY!

The first time I heard that NIN song was, believe it or not, from a Spike/Angel fanvid. It was an awesome, awesome fanvid, on multiple levels, ahaha.

stoney321 August 2 2012, 21:26:00 UTC

I have to laugh at "fear puke." Which is totally different from laugh puke. (Is that weird that I throw up to show that I think things are funny?)

THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING THAT MY BREASTS ARE ADEQUATE TO NICE. I thank you.

OH THAT IS A WONDERFUL VID!! The one killabeez did with Kirk/Spock all those years ago remains my most favorite vid of all time.

dovil August 2 2012, 21:34:24 UTC

There were quite a few gentleman along the way that showed their appreciation in the grand tradition of leering and ogling, something to feel proud of Stoney! My sign 'you have to root me to get to her' sure did pay off.

stoney321 August 2 2012, 23:10:57 UTC

Nothing says appreciation like mountain climbing sex, am I right? Something about the fresh air, the eagles soaring overhead, the elderly people with their walking sticks hurrying past...

ryokomusouka August 2 2012, 21:16:05 UTC

Gods, the body hate, the fear of cursing and....UGH.

At least you came out the other side with a sense of humor about it.

stoney321 August 2 2012, 21:26:29 UTC

If I don't laugh at the crazy, I'd start knocking heads together, I think. ;)

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stoney321 August 2 2012, 23:09:42 UTC

Sue, we have shared so many stories, it makes sense that one or two slipped past. (And can you stand it? HOW AWKWARD FOR MY FATHER OH MY GOD. It's totally Maeby and Michael Bluth singing Afternoon Delight.)

AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT THEY HAD THE UNEDITED VERSION. Oh my god. That's fantastic.

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stoney321 August 3 2012, 03:58:11 UTC

I. KNOW.

Oh man. My dad can be a dumbass, but he gets points for keeping the waltz chill and not shaming me. HAHAHAHA

kseenaa August 3 2012, 19:10:17 UTC

I LOVE YOUR STORIES! :-D I really really do. :-) They are so interesting. Especially about your time as a mormon. Inside info. I loves it.