I rolled my eyes so hard I think they might've fallen out of *your* monitor

[stoney321]

So if you see them (poor eyesight, dark brown) let me know. I'll pay for shipping

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[entrenous88]

Is it terrible I think, well, if everyone's going to take jerkwad guy's advice, I hope their plants all shrivel and die? =) Now I"m going to slip magazine-cut-out-letter ransom notes into their bluebonnets saying, 'LISTEN TO STONEY OR THE PLANTS WILL GET IT!'

[stoney321]

Hahahaha, if it's terrible, then I'm terrible with you. :D

You have no idea how badly I want to go around the neighborhood and leave laminated cards accusing them of Crepe Murder.

[kita0610]

Just shut your lady mouth when men are talking, L.

Assholes!

Hey, you will totes appreciate this: I have enrolled at the Denver Botanical Gardens Scientific Illustration Certificate program! I'ma learn how to draw flowers and shit all Official and in Latin or something. So what I'm saying is, when I pursue my dream of running off to Fiji to document the local flora, I'm taking you with me to make sure I don't accidentally eat one that'll kill me. :)

[stoney321]

And look at me with shoes on and the roast not in the oven! /shame

That is OUTSTANDING. I have prints that were done on Darwin's voyage of various sea creatures and plant life, and I love love LOVE that sort of thing.

AND YES I WILL GO TO FIJI AT THE DROP OF A HAT AND CAN EVEN GET US A FREE CABANA.

[kita0610]

Dude you know people IN FIJI?? Ok that's impressive. *looks impressed*

My sister has all kinds of scientific illustration stuff from the Audobon Society. She used to do work with bird rescue. I love that stuff too. <3

[stoney321]

NOPE! I just have kick ass hotel points. :D

AND I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

[fabrisse]

Argh! I hate the "pat the little lady on the head" online conversations. They're even worse in person. I'm glad your husband is a good joe, though.

[stoney321]

My husband usually says something like, "Dude, she JUST TOLD YOU that she did all of this, what's wrong with you?"

:)

[strtmyorange]

"Nothing upsets me more than my knowledge, limited though it may be, being disregarded. And then credit given elsewhere." This. Yes. I feel as though steam will come out of my ears when this happens. And it's only men who do this (well, and really bitchy women with whom you don't want to be friends), even when all evidence shows YOU are right. You have the right attitude - f**k 'em! Seriously, what kind of moron wants to kill ladybug larvae?!! Why don't they just spray DDT on the praying mantids while they're at it? Idiots. You're welcome to give me advice on my rather pathetic apartment porch garden! Nothing's doing well this year except the mint.

[stoney321]

If the mint's doing well, that means it's nice and moist. Most other plants don't like a lot of water. (95%) of plant death is from over watering. :(

But! Mint means mojitos! :D

[strtmyorange]

"But! Mint means mojitos! :D"

OMG! Yes it does! I've been making different kinds of mojitos, with the 5 different types of mint that I have at least 2 times a week! And the mint just keeps on growing like crazy! Woohoo!

Also, thank you for the gardening advice! Never knew mint liked it all moist, all the time. Will have to cut back on the water for some of the other herbs/plants and see if it helps. I don't think weird, unseasonably hot weather has helped: worst porch garden harvest in 5 years.

[stephanierb]

I swear, dudes like that are why penis enlargement pills were invented because you know, YOU KNOW, with attitudes like that they haven't got much going on downstairs.

I've got about as much of a brown thumb as one can possibly have, and even I know lady bugs are good. Based on this guy's posts, I hope that most of your friends' followers can tell he's a total moron. It doesn't make it any less infuriating, but sadly, thanks to advances in modern medicine, idiots like this can survive and multiply and it seems as though they're attracted in droves to Facebook.

And mad props to Mr. Stoney for giving YOU your props when backward boneheads make stupid assumptions.

[stoney321]

I AGREE WITH YOUR STATEMENT RE: PENIS. +1 Like.

Bah, I hope his entire landscape dies and someone salts the earth. (Not really because plants are my friends.) BUT I WANT THAT FEELING THAT IT DID.