Hello!

[stoney321]

Oh, such a glorious week in NYC I had. But let me get some business out of the way, first.

Hey, Don't Judge Me, back, perfect, and stronger than ever. We're like Ben Kenobi, but without the random ghostly appearances.
Game of Thrones! Just... Gendry. Shirtless. Sooty. FIST BITE. ETA GUYS. I am not a book reader. Please stop telling me book things

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[ruthless1]

Why couldn't the old hag stay in the GUEST BEDROOM?????? Arrrgg (on your behalf.) I would totally burn sage throughout your bedroom and just ask the residual icky vibes to move right long - no need to linger in Stoney's bedroom.

[stoney321]

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE. I have three kids and a four bedroom house. So. *hands*

I just... that is my private sanctuary! *cries*

[ruthless1]

aawww man. I am so sorry. And you can't really put your MIL on the couch can you? Darn it. The garage and a cot?
Sage works wonders - whether you believe in or not - it's the actual intention of cleaning out bad or unwanted vibes.

[stoney321]

Oh, my very first roommate was Wiccan so I know all about it. I just don't want my bedroom smelling like Thanksgiving. ;D

BUT THANK YOU FOR THE LOVING THOUGHTS. <3

[flosspyromaniac]

The mother-in-law thing is kind of horrifying.

I just wanted to drop in and say that I hope you had a fabulous holiday, cos you totally deserved it :)

[stoney321]

re: my Mother in Law. It's...uh, been a thing with us. She does Not Approve of me.

HELLO! Drop in anytime, I love it! I had a GREAT holiday, and thank you very much for that!

[flaming_muse]

This is what the title of your post has done to me:

*dingdong*

"Hello! My name is Elder Muse. And I would like to share with you the most amazing post."

"Hello! My name is Elder Klaine. It's a post about a fic writer who tells the best stories."

"She has... so many awesome parts. You simply won't believe how much Stoney can change your life."

"Hello! My name is Elder Fangirl. I would like to share with you this fic of Kurt and Blaine."

(and so on)

"The book of Stooo-o-o-oooo-oooo-ney!"

<3

I can't believe we literally saw Jeff Goldblum read the paper. In real time. Silently.

Me llama Sister Stone!

[stoney321]

Of Kurt and Blaine! (we call them Klaine!)
They're super fun! (they're great, Ding Dong!)
And if you read these fics we'll show you how to make them come!
No thanks? You're sure? Oh well, that's fine.
HAVE FUN IN HELL. (hey, now!)

You simply won't believe how much this ship will change your life!
This ship will change your life! (hello!)
This ship will change your life! (hello!)
This ship will change your life! *BUZZZZZZ!*

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ A FREE FIC I WROTE ABOUT CAMBRIDGE?

WE LITERALLY SAW JEFF GOLDBLUM READ THE PAPER. IN REAL TIME. I'm...still amazed by that. I enjoyed him, but...poor, poor direction. (And I'm now convinced that they messed up the set change and had to skip ahead three scenes, which is why it felt off to us. HEAD CANON!) As opposed to head cannon, because I'd be dead.

Re: Me llama Sister Stone!

[flaming_muse]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

(And we're the founders of our religion! We can be Elders if we want to. :D )

OMG, this is my new head canon, too. Otherwise the show makes NO SENSE. I so badly wanted to get out my red pen.

"I belieeeeeve that Kurt and Blaine were made for each other.

And I belieeeeve that they will be together forever as well.

And I belieeeeve that before season three Ryan Murphy changed his mind about Blaine's year of birth.

I am a Klainer!
And Klainers just believe."

Re: Me llama Sister Stone!

[stoney321]

"You can't believe in them partway.
You have to believe in them all!
My problem was doubting Colfer
And D Criss dropping the ball!

I can't allow myself to have any doubt.
It's time to set my graduate free.
Time to show the world what shipping Klaine is about!
And share the fangirl inside of me!

I BELIEVE! That they'll be in love forever!
And I BELIEVE! That New York will be hard.
But I BELIEVE! That the writers have kind of lost their connection to them!

I am a Klainer! Dangit! And a Klainer just...believes! Oh I believe!

I BELIEVE!

[stoney321]

Ugh, Anne. It's just one of those "WAS THE HOUSE CLEAN? DID THE CHILDREN BEHAVE?" moments. But yes, NYC was fabulous. :D

Oh, high school... Emily is going into junior high next year and I keep looking at her asking HOW? If the bricks thing works, do let me know. :D

[ravelqueen]

hey, just a heads up, it looks like HDJM is down? I mean, maybe it's just me, but I keep getting a 403 error...

super glad your holiday went well, try not to sweat the MIL thing too much, now what's done is done, no need to needlessly stress yourself now...

[stoney321]

yep - I'm on it. We crashed a server, we're being moved online to a new place. (Everyone's visiting, yay! I mean...)

GAH. ;D