Help Me, Writer Types: You're My Only Hope.

[stoney321]

I need to tweak a joke. You have it in you, I feel it. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

In this chapter (of Oh My Heck! I'm gonna try. Again. Sigh) I'm talking about how when the guys would go away on missions for two years, we girls were encouraged to sit in cold storage and wait for them, right? So all we did was can fruit and quilt things, and I'm trying

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[gottriplets]

A Carmen Miranda trousseau...you know, the chick with the fruit on her head...

[stoney321]

AHAHAHAHA!! Oh, that's a great one!

Here, have some chest hair.

[podle]

Also? Excellent band name. Good evening, Detroit! We are, Carmen Miranda Trousseau!

[stoney321]

HAHAHA!

[gottriplets]

Running to the trademark office now...maybe I can make a buck!

[turnonmyheels]

strawberry wedding-ring jam trousseau?

Was trying to put together a canned fruit with a quit style but the only quit patterns I can think of are log cabin and wedding ring. Surely there's a funnier one?

[stoney321]

Oooh, quilt patterns, I failed to think in that direction! Bad Mormon! Oh, right, I'm not. :D

[oatmellow]

sadly my mind goes to the obvious: cherries

Dried Cherry Trousseau
Cherry Pit Trousseau
Sweet and Sour Cherry Trousseau

[stoney321]

Now I want an ass load of cherries.

[harmonyfb]

All I can think is it sounds like a 'redneck trousseau' or an 'Amish trousseau'.

[stoney321]

More amish, this is about Mormons after all, right? LOL!