Guys. I really believed I'd get my own planet one day.

[stoney321]

And that a bunch of land-locked Jews made submarines and sailed to America where there were bees, horses, and they made roads with re bar and wrote on golden plates. Yes, I'm mocking myself for having been Mormon, good times

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[ruthless1]

There have been some rather awesome links about this. For example

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

and this nice instruction manual which says quite clearly - do not go out and shoot random people in their butts!

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

They both amused me quite a bit.

[stoney321]

*cough* they both amused you because.... I'll let you discover why. ;)

Oh man, I am having a FIELD DAY with this whole rapture thing. How dumb am I gonna look if it turns out to be true?

[ruthless1]

Damn it stoney! I am a frakkin secretary and I make these mistakes all the time. It's what I get for faffing at work when I should be working.

Here's the damned instruction manual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmX-lZOYcVA&feature=share

Also - I got to be in a film a few months ago. That was one VERY fun evening! I want to do it again. I laughed ALL NIGHT LONG (between takes of course!) I got to play a crazy homeless lady. All this long gray hair has to come in handy for something. Of course I will let the world know if the film is selected at the local film festival.

[stoney321]

HEE. i do that stuff, too.

Oh, that's so cool! It *is* fun, isn't it? Especially when everyone on set is jovial/fun to be with. Yes, yes, let us know!

[zyrya]

My mama went to see BoM in NY, and says:

"a dizzying weekend of Jerusalem (not ever to be missed, a tour de theatre-force) and Book of Mormon, a hilarious, irreverent, TV-comedy central-cartoonish but also humanely clever brand new musical comedy romp - packed, a totally cheerful audience, many celebs, no one dare miss this."

[stoney321]

Does she write for Broadway.com? Also, I've not heard of ANYONE who's gone to see it and not loved it. MUST SEE, AUGH!

[zyrya]

I don't -think- she writes for Broadway.com, but she and I were estranged for many years and have only recently reacquired each other, so she might write for anyone.

YOU MUST GO.

See? It is written.

[stoney321]

Ah! I just thought it sounded like she was writing for an audience, but that makes PERFECT SENSE that she's being intelligent etc. with you. All I know is that it made me want to see it more, so kudos to your mom.

Ahahaha, IT IS WRITTEN. *chin stroke*

[dovil]

I'm going to tell everyone at work exactly what I think of them RIGHT NOW! This plan will not backfire at all!

Our media has reported on this two nights in a row. Our media is dumb.

(Yay about the website, boo about you being all old and wrinkly though, that sucks. If you want me to retype this in bigger font just let me know.)

[stoney321]

I'm going to rack up a ton of debt, punch my neighbors in the face, and lie naked in the yard doing coke.

(And seriously. Why aren't you writing for HDJM again? You can do any show you like, even a NZ series. Or movies. Or books.)

[dovil]

If I reviewed anything it wouldn't be cutting edge and happening, and everyone would yawn and fall into a coma and your readership would plummet! PLUMMET, I TELLS YA! And then I'd feel guilty and have to come up with a fake End of the World prediction so I could excuse my drug fuelled, neighbour punching lifestyle while surrounded by a front lawn filled with trucks backing up and unloading consumer items.

I have seen the future!

[herald_mari]

Since I work overnights, I'm tempted to post once an hour in my facebook (midnight GST - still here.... GST -1 still here... LOL!!!!!) But I suspect that would annoy the heck out of people really quick. *evil grin*

[stoney321]

Hahahaha, that's a great idea!

[stoney321]

Why, thank you! I DO have a FB page for Hey Don't Judge Me!

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