I did my good deed, so today is Debauchery Day!

[stoney321]

When you save a life, you get to take a life, right? I'm going to look for a clown hooker, if that's the case.

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[cat_eyed_fox]

I've rescued many a bird, usually those poor bastards who Head-Window at my parents' house. I haven't tried to the baby bird rescue since I was younger. Some shithead neighbor kid had knocked a bird's nest out of a tree and traumatized Betsy spent a good hour trying to get the nest back up and touching all the babies with my bare hands and then sitting and trying to will the mama bird back. Came back the next day and of course they were all dead.
I bet the living hell out of that kid so hard! And then cried, when I learned that it was probably my fault the mama had rejected them.

[anniemare]

YAY! So glad you were able to save the baby!

I have a robin's nest in my back yard int eh crook of one of my downspouts. I worry about them in the wind, but it seems to be holding.

[evamagick]

"Also, you know what is hilarious? Cat armpits." - YES.

"watching the crazy lady squat-walking with leather gloves and yoga capris, all while barefoot because I'm classy." - You know what's classy? When my cats get out of my backyard and sneak into the neighbor's yard and can't get out. I creep over there in my big purple fuzzy robe, pajamas and flip flops to rescue my dumbass cats in the dark. I should probably knock on the neighbor's door before I do that, or they'll think Grimace is robbing them. :)

[a2zmom]

You have done your good deed for the month. So feel free to be nasty if you want to, you earned bonus goodness points.

[bailunrui]

I've never considered cat armpits. And now I have.