Comments | stoney321: I have never in my life created a more serious poll.

stoney321

I have never in my life created a more serious poll.

Jan 20, 2011 14:03

Srs. SOPHIE'S CHOICE TIME.

Poll In the name of your GOD, take this poll!!!Seriously you guys, this is so important, I can't even. (And the first person that COMPLAINS ABOUT or CHASTISES ME for leaving something out of this stupid thing is getting publicly mocked by yours truly ( Read more... )

stoney doesn't suck, random questions, poll!

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anniemare January 20 2011, 20:38:56 UTC

CAKE! But if it has that light whipped frosting crap on it, DEATH!

stoney321 January 20 2011, 20:45:03 UTC

That's the lard-based frosting, I believe. Or wait, is that the lard-based icing? I HATE THEM BOTH.

anniemare January 20 2011, 21:03:03 UTC

No, this is the stuff that the stores say is "lite", like fewer calories. Probably shortening based. And disgusting.

I ad someone tell me one time they "Never got buttercream because you could save a lot of calories with the light stuff!"

I replied "Um, you are eating CAKE. Seriously."

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stoney321 January 20 2011, 20:47:06 UTC

SUE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY ZOMBIE SHELTER. You've just shown me that you are all that's keeping my brains from being eaten by the undead on my block, and you'll be out there shilly-shallying and dithering over the definition of a cobbler or a crumble or a buckle or whatever the hell else desserts can be named while the jerkwad next door rips my child's head off.

THIS HAS SADDENED ME TO MY CORE, WOMAN.

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stoney321 January 20 2011, 20:56:09 UTC

I am sad to know that we won't be whipping up Apple Brown Bettys in the Apocalypse, I knew you would be able to help me keep the Doom Pantry organized.

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mangofandango January 20 2011, 20:43:30 UTC

I selected the cool whip/whipped cream option but would like to state for the record that I do not consider Cool Whip a real food and it is NO REPLACEMENT FOR REAL LIVE WHIPPED CREAM OK. Carry on, now. :)

stoney321 January 20 2011, 20:48:15 UTC

LOOK, IN THE LAST DAYS WE NEED TO SIMPLIFY. If that means combining the definitions of Cool Whip and fresh Whipped, THEN I AM PREPARED TO DO SO.

This is how survivors think, okay? THIS IS HOW.

moosesal January 20 2011, 20:53:49 UTC

What about pastry? And sticky buns? And donuts? (Buddy, though a lover of carrot cake, definitely wants to know where the donuts and sticky buns are. My dog has a sweet tooth.) And pudding? And creme brulee? And tarts? (I don't mean you or me, of course.) And bon bons? And caramels with dark chocolate and sea salt?

stoney321 January 20 2011, 20:57:21 UTC

PUBLIC SHAMING.

I AM SHAMING YOU AND MOCKING YOU FOR NOT BEING SATISFIED WITH MY PERFECT POLL OF PERFECTION.

Second sentence after poll, woman, GOD.

moosesal January 20 2011, 21:06:58 UTC

I'm sorry. Was I supposed to actually read your entire post? Really? It's the web. People skim this shit, yo.

stoney321 January 20 2011, 21:25:02 UTC

I WILL NOT BE BLAMED FOR YOUR LACK OF INTEREST IN MY EVERY WORD.

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furikku January 20 2011, 21:06:25 UTC

Brownies are not very good.

stoney321 January 20 2011, 21:26:04 UTC

*gasp!*

PISTOLS AT DAWN, MADAM. (I like brownies, but I'm never compelled to make them)

furikku January 20 2011, 21:27:29 UTC

But they're like the watered-down equivalent of cake and chocolate, with not enough of either!

Except the corner bits. Those own.

stoney321 January 20 2011, 21:28:52 UTC

Mmmm, corners. I like those, too.

I'd rather have cake, honestly.

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