Comments | stoney321: It's an Oye Como Va on steel drums kind of day

stoney321

It's an Oye Como Va on steel drums kind of day

Jan 18, 2011 11:49

Translation: loads to do, not loads of time, need to shake my tail feathers and get things did. I have three recaps to write/edit (Two Jersey Shores and a Big Love, which I haven't watched yet so NO SPOILERS, PLEASE.) as well as make forty-seven million appointments for the family, laundry, make bread, cook 2 whole chickens, and of course, play an ( Read more... )

stoney sucks, wtf no seriously wtf?, tales of stupid people, mean girl rant

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sunnyd_lite January 18 2011, 18:10:49 UTC

Do not friend! She sounds like she might use her flist to send out invites and this way you avoid the need for creative RSVPs in the future.

Brainpool owes you wine. Yes she does.

ryokomusouka January 18 2011, 18:11:59 UTC

Second and third the wine owe-age.

Not to mention at least a half-hearted apology.

stoney321 January 18 2011, 18:12:07 UTC

OH, WHAT AN EXCELLENT POINT. I will say her husband was pleasant in a way. He was just there. Polite, smiled, but didn't really have anything to talk about. She's a deal breaker, for sure.

YES SHE DOES. ;)

mumsisdaughter January 18 2011, 18:11:03 UTC

Oh dear, poor you (and anyone else who meets her). Possibly she knows how boring her life is and cannot face it without getting sloshed. So sad that hubby BUYS his rocks. He'd be higher in my estimation if he actually took his little geologist's hammer and searched in the wilds for them himself. I hope you are fully recovered. Mind you, full marks for the introduction: I'm The Geisha/a Weeping Angel. Who else could get away with that!

stoney321 January 18 2011, 18:13:19 UTC

Excellent point about buying the rocks! I'm not joking when I say there were hundreds of them. I.... well, everyone needs something to keep them happy, I suppose?

HAHAHAHA, maybe not the best introduction, but hey, that's how I was told I was known! :)

pghbekka January 18 2011, 18:20:14 UTC

For heaven's sake, the story just kept getting worse! Like, when you said she proceeded to tell you how they got them, I was totally EXPECTING that it would be a story involving rock hammers and polishers and sure it would be boring but REALLY? This is how we buy them? OMG.

Brainpool owes you wine AND chocolate AND a SPA DAY.

On the plus side, I now have Oye Como Va running through my head.

stoney321 January 18 2011, 18:33:34 UTC

YEAH. Oh, and I mistakenly mentioned that my father in law was NASA's lead geologist, and I thought the husband was going to wet himself. NO NO I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIEN-

Aw, dammit.

Dude, Oye Como Va on steel drums is as awesome as it sounds. \o/

Hail hail Stoney!! a_mistletoe January 18 2011, 18:12:46 UTC

I want to be you. Here's a party line or two for you in the future.

Re: Hail hail Stoney!! stoney321 January 18 2011, 18:13:43 UTC

LOL, Groucho is always the best, am I right?

Re: Hail hail Stoney!! a_mistletoe January 18 2011, 18:19:04 UTC

as rain or a trivet!

The woman at the party wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes. At least you know where not to go trick or treating this year.

Re: Hail hail Stoney!! killiara January 18 2011, 22:18:03 UTC

One of the best movies of ALL TIME.

Hail, hail freedonia, land of the brave and free!

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brunettepet January 18 2011, 18:14:23 UTC

OMG! I was thinking you'd been roped into a key party or a Republican fundraiser, but this sounds even worse! Brainpool obviously didn't want to suffer alone, but isn't that why she brought her husband?

Yes, manners are awesome. I like that restaurants now give prizes to boys that have some!

stoney321 January 18 2011, 18:34:48 UTC

Ahahahaha, key party! (There are rumors those happen in my Republican, God-fearing community, and I just BOGGLE.)

Um, I think Brainpool and her husband like them. I REALLY DON'T GET IT. Then again, they're the kind that find the good in everyone, wussies. ;)

kriscat January 18 2011, 18:19:40 UTC

Yikes! If it had been me, Brainpool would've been in the doghouse for putting me in that situation in the first place...

But I have a thing about showing up at parties uninvited/not knowing the hosts. Which made me the worst friend ever to drag along to dorm parties in college. ;)

I would either ignore her friend request, or if I felt a bit evil, accept it and then post 'helpful' links of articles about the Narrows and the Navajo on her wall...

stoney321 January 18 2011, 18:35:47 UTC

See, I too hate going to parties where I know no one, wasn't specifically invited, etc etc. That's just a no no, in my book, and it makes me very uncomfortable.

Ahahaha, I love your suggestion re: links on her wall. DEVIOUS and DELIGHTFUL.