Comments | stoney321: This show is so good I sent a drunken tweet to one of the actors.

stoney321

This show is so good I sent a drunken tweet to one of the actors.

Jan 12, 2011 09:35

AND I AM NOT ASHAMED. Okay, I'm totally ashamed, but it's too late to turn back now. Of course I'm talking about SouthLAnd. Some spoilery discussion under the cut. ( I think we all knew C. Thomas Howell was a jackass when he was in blackface. )

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dovil January 12 2011, 20:34:20 UTC

Children. They're not for the faint-hearted.Ha, so true! Unless you have cardiac problems and are able to harvest them ( ... )

stoney321 January 12 2011, 21:13:46 UTC

Harvesting is my ultiimate goal. I plan on blazing through each one of their livers. Maybe even on my wine trip.

I think we're going for a whole week, I can't remember. It's during the kids' spring break, so hopefully my delusion is accurate.

If you fall over dead, I'll just harvest your liver. Seeing as it makes up 73% of your body, there's sure to be one or two good lobes in there that aren't completely sauced on Fioja. And ahahaha, it does not, does it!? (OMG, are you scared of heights? If so I'll let you know ahead of time when I'm going to fake pushing you into the Grand Canyon.)

dovil January 12 2011, 21:22:20 UTC

I wonder if you can stitch livers together and get a giant liver that can burn right through a bottle of wine in one go? How awesome would that be, unless it meant that you couldn't get a buzz on in which case I'd have to stab a fork through one of them to get the balance right.

And that, kids, is how they invented pate.

My liver's not THAT big, just slightly better than some of those lightweights out there. So sad. There should be a telethon from them. Would you like it as a cheque or in cash. Bazinga!

The first time someone ever tried the fake push thing I turned around and punched them in the arm. Not on purpose mind you, it was purely out of fear, because if I was going to do something on purpose it would be to grab them so I could take them with me. I saw the pictures of the final leg of that hike, there is NO WAY I could or would want to do that PETrifing! - we are definitely splitting up that day, and I'm taking all the scroggin, or at least the chocolate bits.

stoney321 January 12 2011, 21:32:26 UTC

You know how they make those wine aerators? It's that weird device you hold over your glass and pour the wine through making it delicious and magical on the other end? I wonder if we could take portions of our stitched together livers and make mouth dams with them, filtering the booze as we drink it.

And that, kids, is how they invented meth.

The nice thing about the Angel's Landing hike is that you don't have to go that last bit to enjoy the view. You can climb up through the valley, through Walter's Wiggles and come out to a gorgeous plateau. But we can def. hike where you feel comfortable. (I used to do that hike every Sat. morning, can you believe it? 1:45 to get up, 15 to get down. Hmm, I wonder why I blew my knees out? <-- there's a naughty joke in there just waiting.)

Scroggin! I already plan on making some for our road trip since I won't be able to get your brick-n-bolts bread, or whatever you call it.

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