Comments | stoney321: Some people call this manic, I call it being awesome.

stoney321

Some people call this manic, I call it being awesome.

Oct 01, 2009 10:08

I needed some levity after a stressful week. I also need to get rid of some outdated furniture that is taking up precious space in my house. I also have a deep need to write parody songs. A DEEP NEED. And so I've been rewriting classic songs to work into a Craigslist posting for this stuff I'm getting rid of. This is my brain on drugs. By ( Read more... )

awwwwwspam!, stoney doesn't suck, random statements, alternate things, parody fic

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caoil October 1 2009, 15:28:06 UTC

You are so funny and so pretty it's kind of not fair.
;-)

Okay, I'll still like you anyway.

And I would tewtally send these to Best of Craigslist if I saw them.

stoney321 October 1 2009, 15:32:37 UTC

Aww, nuh uh. But yay for not hating me! Just imagine that I have one leg that's eight inches shorter than the other. Smoke and mirrors, baby. Lol.

I've got to get the pictures taken of everything so I can put it up on Craigslist. And my husband thinks I can't sell this stuff... WATCH ME! :D

caoil October 1 2009, 15:37:17 UTC

*snort* @leg

Ha ha, he'll come to see the error of his ways. WHEN YOU ARE TRIUMPHANT.

stoney321 October 1 2009, 15:51:29 UTC

AND I WILL USE THE MONEY I EARN TO BUY THINGS OF IMPORTANCE! Like margaritas and frienship. I dunno... Heeee.

the_soul_of_wit October 1 2009, 15:39:46 UTC

In that first picture, you look like you could play a much better Sookie than Anna Paquin does. And yer purty. *scuffs toe of boot in the sand*

stoney321 October 1 2009, 15:52:20 UTC

I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY SOOKIE BECAUSE I WANT ERIC. I mean, *cough* how lovely of you to pay me such a fine compliment!

AND I WANT TO BE WITH ASKARS. I'm just saying. Lol.

the_soul_of_wit October 2 2009, 13:17:48 UTC

I think that if you had auditioned for the role of Sookie, that should have been the first thing you said.

"I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY SOOKIE BECAUSE I WANT ERIC!"

Maybe jump up and down a little. Some frothing at the mouth. Casting directors love that, right?

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stoney321 October 1 2009, 16:25:44 UTC

YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS WAS FOR YOU.

The bench is in the garage, I bought a kick ass mid-century console and I'm streamlining the whole house. CLEAN! SURFACES! NO PILES! The bench served as a place for everyone to dump stuff and it was wearing me out.

If you need me to come up with lyrics for you, SAY THE WORD.

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stoney321 October 1 2009, 16:39:28 UTC

Hahahaha, I need people to share my earworms!! :D

I love the wonky eye one, too. there's a whole series of those we took, heeeeeeeee. HI ANNE-GIRL! <3

menomegirl October 1 2009, 16:36:10 UTC

That's a lovely pic and lol@the Pina Colada Song.

And HA! I'd forgotten all about Dr. Pepper lipsmackers.

stoney321 October 1 2009, 16:40:43 UTC

Thank you and HAHAHAHA, I'm glad you like the song! I keep singing "If you like hanging files and brass drawer pulls..." over and over and over and....