The only fool here is me

[stoney321]

I have mentioned that I hate the wind, yes? Because I do. Like, mortal enemy hatred. Why do I live on the black land prairie again? 45 mph gusts, steady wind of 25 mph. 8 miles today, and I'm worn the hell out from being beaten around by that dastardly wind. And I don't know how it manages it, but I left the house in one direction, came back

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[beadattitude]

Wind: We had wind the other day that blew the chairs over on my porch and pushed them up against the railing like they were trying to escape.

Zombie Jesus Treats: I was just wondering about this the other day, how my MIL does this huge spread for Easter when, in the fourteen years that I've known them they've been to church maybe four or five times, and at least three of those were when I got married, when my father died and the Sunday after my father died. Soooo. Is it the need for lamb, or in our case, ham, cheese sauce and asparagus? Easter doesn't seem to be as commercialized a holiday as Christmas and...well...is it the chocolate bunnies?

And, well, it would be nice to have a really bitchin' hat.

[stoney321]

Eh, it's just that routine - you make big meals on these days, yea verily. At least that's how it is with us, because we aren't religious at all. Not even spiritual or kinda dabbling in Santeria. :D

I mean, chocolate bunnies, Peeps, devilled eggs... There is no bad there!

[beadattitude]

::scratches head:; We were spending so much time at church when I was growing up, people usually had us over for the Big Holiday Meals, as you know, the preacher's family, so I don't think it's in my muscle memory or something.

Or, my dad would be all, "Okay, we're done now? Let's go to the Ritz for lunch." or something. Or, we'd go home and floop on the couch and have breakfast for dinner, which I always loved. And then everyone would nap.

Naaaaaaaps.

I think they might have some organic chocolate easter thingies down at the natural foods store. Hmmmmm....

[stoney321]

Ahahaha, my head isn't quite big enough to believe the wind just wants to be with ME ME ME, yet. Give me a few more acting gigs... ;)

DIM SUM. Mmmm, I had steamed pork and leek buns, Shanghai style buns, some taro root patties that were freaking DELISH, and so much water I'm about to float away. Why do they top off my glass after every sip, augh?

Then I hit the market and loaded up on staples like Hoisin sauce, Furikake flakes, jasmine rice, fish sauce, etc. etc. Time for stir fry tonight!

[tabaqui]

I'm starving and you're making me so much *more* hungry.....
And yes - deviled eggs and candy to celebrate the Zombification of Their Lord!!

:)

[stoney321]

I think this year I'm making the deviled eggs look like braaaaaaaaiiiiins to properly honor Him. ;)

[tabaqui]

Um.

Do you mean grey? I don't think i could bring myself to eat grey deviled eggs.....
*flails*

[stoney321]

PINK! PINK brains! Healthy under-skull'd brains!!

[essene]

Zombie Jesus Day?

*snorfle* You just made my week.

[stoney321]

HEH. I cannot claim that name, it came from violethamster a few years back when I wrote a parody Easter song to the tune of "Thriler." :D

[stoney321]

I'm surprised you didn't saaaaaaaaaaaay, "YOW! I-yip-i-yip-i-YAAAAAAAAY! when that wind came hollerin' at ya. GOD I HATE THE WIND. We only have a few more weeks of it, then it'll be all proper and hot and still like the good Zombie Lord intended.

WTF, who turns down ALREADY PURCHASED crab legs? What the what?! REDONK. If ever there was a daughter in law that deserved a set of in laws that appreciated good food, it would be you.

My head ached from all the tangle-pulling.

Oooh, fancy pants!