Wee!Spike, The Musical!

[stoney321]

I cannot take the stress of Election Day anymore, so I came up with a way to make us all feel happy!

Inspired by dovil, dedicated to her and (Of course) to: crazydiamondsue...

Comments

[violethamster]

Woman, you are a genius. If there were a Nobel Prize for funniest gay porn Grease parody featuring miniaturized BtVS/AtS characters - well, there just should be, dammit! The world has its priorities so messed up!

[stoney321]

This is what happens when I can't sleep because I'm worried about the election. Oh, and I take a lot of drugs.

[mirasol]

OMFG!
Speechless!

[stoney321]

Like how I worked your story in? It was a PERFECT fit!

I need sleep. And 10Q, BTW

[mirasol]

Actually not so speechless, but you broke my keyboard.

I will not drink my diet pepsi with ice and lemon when I read anything by you. Seriously, I've just had to change the keyboard because the other one is amazingly sticky and yuck.

Post a warning next time, please. Something along the lines of "don't drink or I won't be responsible for what happens next"

This is the funniest thing I've read today, probably this year. And I got a name-check. Yay!

*snogs you furiously, so long as Mr Stoney and crazydiamondsue don't mind*

[stoney321]

with an icon like that (points to your icon) you can do anything to me.

Thanks for the complement, BTW, and as to the disclaimer, I thought it was understood that Wee!Spike was tasteless, meaning no food or drink is possible to be consumed during the reading.

There is a black cat on my arms, so I am having a hard time typing...

[leeannaray]

You are sick, twisted, and deeply funny woman. I bow in awe.

[stoney321]

Thanks, but get up of the floor. You don't know what's been there...

[paynbow]

That'll learn me to never eat while reading your lj again...I nearly choked! This is awesome! Short of copy and pasting the whole damn musical extravaganza into the comment box, I've chosen a "few" choice moments the required the "I'm choking" 911 call...

Angel and the T-Birds (demons with bird heads, and the token Fyarl demon

A: What can I say? I was born bad, baby.
S: (wails) That's MY line! (runs away, sobbing)

A: Met a vamp - my love makes him wee

Is it bad that I was also thinking about teh sexy pee?

PL: Tell me more, Tell me more: did he have a tight hole?
TB: Tell me more, Tell me more: did he suck your thick pole?

Your gift for rhyme...epic. It makes me egress...

Look at me, I'm Spike that's Wee!
Lousy with my Cold, Dead SeedTM!
I may be dead, but not as much as Fred! Hey, look! I'm Spike that's Wee!

*snatffle* Heh...Fred that's dead...cold, dead, seed...that's it! The Atlantic has arrived between my legs 9it was a long trip...)

[stoney321]

the WHOLE Atlantic? Jesus.. Jesus Christ. (you know to automatically say that like Mr. Slave, right?)

The "Tell me more" bit was what got the ball rolling. Dovil MST'd a bad Liam/William fic (they are in prison) and after Liam pops his cherry, all the inmates pop their heads in and ask "how was he? Was he tight?" yadda yadda.

And then I couldn't sleep with the thoughts of "Met a vamp- my love makes him wee..."

10Q.... Got more Hank for me to read?

[paynbow]

I've got more Hank, and it's off being beta'd as we speak...I'm a little stuck on Buffy's B-day, mostly as I have to write this freakin essay and can't focus on the essay or Hank...I'll be so happy on Novemeber 30th when all my school crap is done for a month...

Speaking of bad!fic (btw, Liam/William in prision with the inmates looking in?...HOT! I just egressed...everywhere...) our lovely fic is up to chapter 14, but it's less funny and more...disturbing. Though, the more I think about it the funnier it gets.

[stoney321]

Her last chapter was just bad, not FANTASTICALLY bad. Like this:
"the lack of oxygen to her brain signaled that something was wrong."

Ah, the miracle of evolution. Her brain stem is working!

"the eyes of a feen" I'm pretty sure she meant "fiend" as "feen" is UK slang for a boy.

And the best: "her pussy cries white tears of joy." EWWWW!!
/endorsed