Who wants some Crack? Fic-Post!

[stoney321]

Look. I get that y'all either aren't interested in a horse sopa opera, or the jokes aren't hitting you, or you're super interested in all the draaaaaaaaaama of LJ. But dammit, this fic makes me snort milk out of my nose from laughing, and so? I post. Also, the Mexican soccer announcer joke from the last chapter is one of the funniest jokes I've

Comments

[southernbangel]

YAY!! HORSE SOAP OPERA FIC!! Granted, I can't read it right now and I have to catch up on the last two chapters so guess what I'm doing tonight!! \0/

[stoney321]

You can't miss an episode! I mean... chapter!! You will be completely lost in this complex and twisting tale of love lost...and FOUND.

[xochitl42]

I know the underlying structure of soap opera is the cliffhanger, but...I gotsta know MORE!

[stoney321]

YAY! You will soon enough, BUM BUM BUUUUUUM!!!!!

(I'm so glad you're reading still!)

[lynnenne]

Skedaddle

Hahahahahahahaha! Also, "bridal bridle" is brilliant.

[stoney321]

Okay, thank GOD someone laughed at the "bridal bridle" bit [/rimshot] because it was cracking me up and I was thinking my funny was broke.

*LOVES YOU LIKE WHOA*

[a2zmom]

I just got caught up and oh, I'm whinnying in terror!

The angst, the plot twists, the cliff hangers, the bridal bridle - my withers are trembling.

[stoney321]

*gives you a thorough rub down and an extra blanket*

I know the plot twists are hard core: you didn't see ANY OF THIS COMING, DID YOU? Ahahahaha.

<3

[a2zmom]

I must admit the whole "horse overboard" took me by surprise. Will there be a dramatic CPR revival next chapter? One can hope.

[stoney321]

Dramatic CPR that leads to passionate kissing? POSSIBLY.

*note: no animals were harmed in the making of this parody fic.

[brutti_ma_buoni]

Hey, there may not be many of us, but we're high quality readers. Also very giggly. He comes from a long line of diving horses Well praise the Lord for a useful family background. And damn those cheap Western saddles *snorts*

The Doc's bedside [stallside] manner - avec shotgun - is fantastic. So reassuring to the patient.

Your genius may be sadly under-appreciated, but keep on writing or this posse of horse opera addicts will hunt you down and demand additional plot twists with menaces.

[stoney321]

Oh, believe me: I love each and every one of you like Top O'The Line loves prestige.

And yay for you laughing at the shotgun! There's an old Far Side comic where it had an Equine Hospital and every treatment was: shotgun. Hahahaha. Poor babies.

And god help me, I've started outlining a SEQUEL. My sister is an artist and is animating this, so you may even have an actual SHOW to go along with the story! Ahahahaha.