I swear to any deity who's willing to smite on a whim, if I hear the word hugbees one more time. I am going to feed Manabe to a bear. And then I'll eat the bear.

The same goes for the terms listed below.

• Poo gas
  
• Freak out
  
• Freak in
  
• Freakalair
  
• Freakmobile
  
• Any word with "freak" tacked on the front of it
  
• Crud
  
• Candle Jack
  
• Wee

Emmett, the next time you ( Read more... )

Oh my god.

Badou. I. Oh my god.

I need to be going home. NOW.

I've managed to procure a few tickets to Italy, and I'm booking a hotel suite as soon as I get there. As if I'd let a catastrophe like this go unanswered. Not to mention the opportunity to rebuild a Ferrari from this comes once a century. If that often. So I'll be packing a couple bags and my tools, then starting the drive to Port Angeles where I' ( Read more... )

In a perfect world, this poster would have been the one for the movie fangirls paid $70.6 million to see this past weekend.

However. This is hardly a perfect world, despite my presence in it. So instead, the fandom got ( this. )

...

Oh my god.

...I can't really figure out how to respond to this. I just can't.

I'm pregnant.

EDIT: Hinamori is here.

Apparently the fandom is all a-buzz over the last book in our saga. I've barely paid any attention to it, it's so pathetic. But then what can you expect when your entire demographic is the oh-so-pitifully desperate high school girl? That's one social strata that never changes, and I've had enough years of high school to know that as fact.

( Though I will give credit where credit is due. )