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[stonecoldrose]

It seems they're making a movie of my fandom, and they've nearly finished casting my family.

I dislike Nikki Reed. She's not pretty enough to play me.

Comments

[bearytasty]

No one's as gorgeous as you, babe ♥

But woah, a movie? Weird.

[stonecoldrose]

Of course. ♥

I'm surprised you're not excited.

[bearytasty]

You're the most beeeeeeeeeeeeeeautiful girl in the wooooooooooooooooorld ♥

It's weird! I'll probably go see it though, just for kicks. :D

[stonecoldrose]

I don't need you to tell me that, but it's nice to hear it anyways. ♥

You'd think it would cause problems with the Volturi, and here in Forks.

[ecconcentrical]

Damn fucking right she's not pretty enough to play you. What the fuck were they thinking?

[stonecoldrose]

Clearly, they weren't.

[ecconcentrical]

I don't fucking think you can get any more clear than that.

[stonecoldrose]

I could probably file suit for misrepresentation, but that would not only be troublesome, but difficult, what with the fandom thing and all.

[feelingthirsty]

I'm the only one they haven't cast?

[liquid_topaz]

Do you feel left out?

[feelingthirsty]

No.

[liquid_topaz]

Perhaps they'll extend you an invitation for the part formally.

[popcornlasers]

I like the way you look now better.

[stonecoldrose]

Thank you. I do, too.

[liquid_topaz]

She looks nothing like you.

[stonecoldrose]

She's brunette.

[liquid_topaz]

Hence the she looks nothing like you bit.

[stonecoldrose]

Exactly. I just wanted to emphasize my disgust that they would cast a brunette as me.