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USa #1 blogged your girlfriend. and has A twin, i believe. homo and cali. good times. ReCyClE.

why now? why now?

I have officialy finished my first semester of college*. It sucked. But I haven't been raped, started doing drugs, had to get my stomach pumped from alcohol poisoning, gotten pregnaut, killed my roommate, or died from cafeteria food, or even just died in general. So all in all it wasn't that bad. There were even some good times like eating that ( Read more... )

couldn't you just get a hobby...?

i'm happy to be home. reDUNKulously. halo and chocolate peppermint candy canes. and coffee and elf. caught up gossip. no sharing. clean feet and clean clothes. awkward run-ins.

can't wait to get you all pearl g-strings for kawanza.

I GET TO GO HOME TUESDAY! this tuesday, the 6th!!! i'm super excited!!!

and throwdown hoodies are almost as good as hello kitty hoodies.

yesterday i asked this girl, who's like a friend of a friend, how her thanksgiving was.
she said "good, i had lots of sex."
we were in the cafeteria, sitting at tables next to each other, both with lots of people at each.

oh newburgh how i adore you. i love my homies mad much. and flip cup.
two week countdown cannot wait. fuck cornwall. we'll fuck those bitches up.

brenna makes scrumptious pancakes and grilled cheese. holla at yo' gurl.

i'm all ready to go back home

i'm not sure if you're boring.
or if i am lacking an attention span.
or if i'm boring.
maybe both.
sometimes i would rather just be by myself.

oh xbox 360, i desire thee. it's gamers week on mtv. it doesn't get much better than that. maybe if LC played halo.

Karl Marx --- Kathryn McCurdy

all is clear.

when i think about you, i want to punch you.