Video ₪ Filtered from the Yozakura cast and Nodoka.

[stoleurniisan]

[ The entirety of the whole Crowley being attacked thing, to Enjin, was just like a lunch show. Sitting in an undisclosed location where he'd, in fact, choked Nodoka earlier... on an oddly familiar red sofa? Is one (x1) Hiizumi Enjin. Ao is probably soundly sleeping upstairs, or something. ]You know, the Teasucker is right, you guys. Panicking won'

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[bindless]

It's tasteless to dictate your plot in monologue for the world to see. It completely ruins the surprise.

[ Not that it really is a plot or whatnot, just rambling about mice, really - but Ciel is just in the mood to be as blunt as always. ]

[stoleurniisan]

How cold~ My, you're pretty serious, for a brat.

[ Hello little boy come here so I can read your mind :D ]

[pristinestar]

... [it's that Enjin person.... he was warned to stay away from him, but...]

You're doing all this just for your own entertainment? [giving you a 'really?' look, he was expecting a better reason of doing such things than just mere amusement]

[stoleurniisan]

[ He stretches out, looking for all the world unperturbed. ]

Hm? You seem to be under the opinion that I need a reason in the first place, kid.

[pristinestar]

Of course you do.

[you're messing with lives here, man]

[stoleurniisan]

Oooh, my bad.

[ He smirks, pushing his glasses up. ]

I was bored.

[blamemymom]

Oh man, and here I thought guys like you only exist in TV series. A real live stereotypical sadist, complete with mockery speech.

Listen, as much as guys like you just wanna have fun, you should probably stop baiting people. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is frowned upon by us sane people. If you want entertainment, you can always teach yourself how to juggle or something.

[stoleurniisan]

[ ... Laughter. Just. Laughter. You know not your doom, boy. ]

My, how cold~ You make it sound like fishing. Nah, hobbies like that never suited me much. They just don't have enough BANG to them... y'know?

[ Enjin makes a mock image of a gun firing. Did you consider he wanted to bait people in the FIRST place? Honestly, TOO EASY. ]

[blamemymom]

[Oh, he knows the baiting was intentional. But it's still frowned upon.]

Yeah, I get where you're coming from. There's hobbies and then there's... hobbies. But there's still a line between inventive prankster and insane sociopath.

[stoleurniisan]

Aaah~ Everyone's a critic, huh? My, my... how harsh.

[ You can tell he isn't affected in the least. In fact, boots are going up on the table. Brb drinking his cocoa and being amused. ]

... And what of it, little mouse? What does the human boy intend to do, pray tell? Gonna point out what a 'bad' person I am, just because I got a little bored~? You know, I'm a fairly charitable guy, actually~ If you're looking to have a moral argument with someone who gives a shit, go talk to Shades. HE choked her, remember~? Go ask that demon, not me.

[ Laughter. And a smirk. ] ... Or so she's said.

VOICE-FILTERED TO ENJIN

[scaresplants]

[Yes, Crowley is still a snake. Yes, he still wants to tear your head off, Enjin. Yes, he is still incredibly sarcastic.]

I am so glad that I was able to provide your daily entertainment, Enjin. Maybe the next event that people will be amused at will be when I go and make you swallow your own kidney for what you did to her. Hmm? Does that sound particularly entertaining to you? Because it certainly does to me.

[Voice; FILTERED TO CROWLEY]

[stoleurniisan]

[ Brb laughing. You trying to scare him? FFFF. ]

Empty threats from a snake shedding his skin. Don't snakes eat mice?

[ ... Not that he knows how close he is to being right, of course. Laughter. Oh, he's planning SOMETHING, Crowley. What you should be worried about... is what. ]

VOICE-FILTERED TO ENJIN FOREVER

[scaresplants]

Ooh, aren't you the smart little catboy? Of course, you're rather misinformed. Some snakes have been known to eat larger prey, such as foxes or cats...it's really quite surprising, how much they can eat.

[His tone is very cheerful, though the sarcastic undertone is still there. If you touch Nodoka or Aziraphale, he will beat you up to an inch of your life, Enjin. :D]

[SEE ABOVE] HE LOVES YOU TOO CROWSKI (see what I did there?)

[stoleurniisan]

[ Silence. You can't see his expression, but if you could, you'd be worried. No, he isn't taken aback... he just laughs. ]

Hah... don't bite off more than you could ever chew. That kind of appetite is only worthy of a snake who can outwit it's prey, isn't it...?

[ And his undertone here is, "guess what? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT." ] You let me know when you and my idiot relative figure out what the real deal here is, hmmmm? I mean, you've got a Hiizumi on your side! ... Oh, I forgot: one that's barely even used his power thusfar.

Hah. Don't make me laugh. This place? Is just practice. But, hey, don't worry: I promised you a good show, didn't I? I always deliver on my promises.

[ And with that unsettling note, there's more laughter, before he just... cuts the call. |D SORRY CROWLEY but you're free to rage at the BEEP BEEP BEEP noise...? ]

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[mrhanekoma]

And what will you do when the entertainment runs out?

[Have an amused chuckle from Sanae. Oh why so childish, Enjin~]

[Voice back]

[stoleurniisan]

Find something new. It's way too quiet here; see, you've gotta stir things up sometimes to get results.

[ You can't see his smirk, but it's there. He's going to let Rei have her fun with these kids. Heck, he may even help. ]

[mrhanekoma]

[Have a Mr. H metaphor.]

I suppose you're the cat hunting for mice then, hm?

[stoleurniisan]

You seem to be fond of cats.

[ He's more a fox, but they're both predators, in the end, aren't they? Both eat mice. ]

But, nah, if you went around picking them off, then they wouldn't be entertaining, right? Well, unless you really hate mice, maybe. I just hate being BORED.

[ Whether or not that's a lie, well... it really depends on which mouse is being killed, and how amusing the entire event is. Nah. He'll leave that to someone else. ]