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stolen_ironborn

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Jun 29, 2006 23:15

The sunlight always woke him and this morning was no different. Stretched out naked on his back with the tiny woman draped across his chest, Theon gradually came to, his body aching from last night's activities ( Read more... )

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joie_devivre June 30 2006, 05:15:34 UTC

She fell, her hair in her face, skidding on the floor, her voice rising. "Theon, what the HELL is wrong with you?" She couldn't see anything, and didn't notice any difference - she was only slightly smaller, after all.

Her voice was slightly higher pitched, and she pawed at her hair. "What the FUCK?"

And there was a child.

In her bed.

She scrambled backwards, her back thumping against the wall. "THEON?"

stolen_ironborn June 30 2006, 05:25:25 UTC

A child, perhaps.

But oh the 'child' could swear like the proper sailor he was. He did have iron and seawater in his blood after all. "YES, THEON! WHO THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE!" he shouted back once he'd done making with the foul string of expletives.

Sputtering and blushing horribly, he sat back on his floor and hauled more covers up to his skinny chest. "What do I... how come you don't... " and then again he dissolved into a steady stream of curse words.

Was he hyperventilating? Quite possibly.

joie_devivre June 30 2006, 05:28:37 UTC

She moved forward abruptly, never one to be body shy-

And yanked at the covers. "Theon, what the fuck is going on?!" She was breathing fast and hard, and looked down at him-

... Down.

....

"Where the bloody fuck are the REST OF MY TITS?!"

stolen_ironborn June 30 2006, 05:34:53 UTC

Seven hells.

Well, that was sobering. Theon blinked repeatedly and openly stared at her breasts. Shady was naturally small in stature. But he wasn't, so he'd been a little preoccupied with the very obvious changes he felt on his body.

Hers were more subtle, but with each passing second he noticed more things about her that had not been this way before. Youth sprang forward from her appearance then, bright and abrupt.

"I don't know! You tell me! Where did they GO, woman!" he pretty much squealed, yanking the covers right back over his morning erection. All this yelling still hadn't made it go away either -- evidence that Theon really wasn't in charge of this new body of his. "THEY DIDN'T JUST CLIMB OFF OF YOUR CHEST AND FLY OUT OF THE WINDOW!"

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